First one
*texting*
Shady: When are you and Peter coming back? we're hungry!
Mintie: Oh we're just paying
Autocorrect: Oh we're just f*cking
Shady: Oh never mind
Mintie: AH SH*T NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT! WE'RE JUST PAYING! PAYING IS ALL!!
Autocorrect: AH SH*T NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT! WE'RE JUST F*CKING! F*CKING IS ALL!!
Shady: Geez who knew you got so rage when you're turned on? Stop texting me and don't break your back.
*in real life, Peter looks at Mintie who is dying as they walk outside the pizza shop*
Peter: You good there Babe
Mintie: *red faced* WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX OKAY!
Peter:...... I feel like I've missed something
Narrator: SweetPeppermintLife made this, I think it's funny. Anyway she has a lot more instore

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Skits and memes from the demisquad BOOK 1
RandomBasically skits and memes for all ya demigods brought to you by yours truely the demisquad. Credits to @DemigodofCrops for the cover and please ignore how she put James there.