Ooohhh 2nd update in a day!
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The avengers woke up to Shuri and Peter rapping in the living room.
"You think that im a no one like I dont have the magic
All these haters like zombies being sarcophagic
I promise I wont live my life all clandestine
Ill sing it loud and proud, feel my passion in your intestine!
You try to define me, try to put me in a box. But ill keep dominating like the 24 seattle seahawks!
Im an entrepreneur, a badass with the force, I own my own polo team and my own riding horse (im not sure about this line)
(SHURI: WEIRD FLEX, BUT OKAY)
Im loaded with houses, from Tokyo to Bologna and my rhymes are as clever as George Bernard Shaw
That, doesnt even rhyme. But okay
Im not being faseasious (idk), or tryin'a be cute
But my decor is as crafted as accessory fruit. (Yeah)
My closet over there, nothin' but silk and satin
How can I make it anymore clear am I speaking bibical latin!
You just dont understand, and that fills me with anger
The trolls are annoying and as significant as dander
You better watch out, 'cause im blowing like a landmine
Risin' high in the sky, as a northern pitch pine!
When I was younger, I listened to my daddy
He always wanted me to be a star real bad he
Told me honey you gotta be strong and brave
Make 'em do what you tell 'em, read their minds like a theta wave
You cant hide your life, you cant shut down like a clam
Be the star of the show, like a honey roasted picnic ham
'Cause who doesn't like ham? Especially with cheese
Well except for people who whom it might give them a gland disease
But woah, this rap is a bit of a doozy
But I refocus, make it funky and make it bluesy
Im shootin' for the moon because I've always had a dream
But in the face of my fears, it melts like, soft ice cream.
All my ambitions be nothing, and it breaks my damn heart
Im lyin', i aint rich, (tony disagrees) I still get my underwear at walmart
Dont have a home, with a roof or a door (tony still disagrees)
Im just sittin' here by my campfire and eatin' a smore
But you see, ill be back, all quick like a bunny
My hopes and my dreams, burnin' brighter than the sun (hee)
Im number one, dont be last and penultimate
Im just spittin' fast, and you're just bein' a fuss budget"
"Oohh" = litterally everyone
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Just saying, go check out Translator Fails and/or MALINDA on youtube. Pretty funny and good
My favourite ^
(439 words) (song is not mine, it took so long to write that on my own)
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