Ten Random Characters

Ike Hates Shipping

AN- So, I was doing the Write Down Ten Random Characters prompt with some smashers, (I'm sure you've heard of it, half of the website has it on their profile page) and this occurred to me. So, behold my new masterpiece. The prompts come from Zelda12343 on Deviantart, and the characters belong to Nintendo. So, thanks and enjoy! -Twilight Joltik

Ten Random Characters

Chapter 1

Peach stood in the common room of the Smash Mansion, waiting for her guests to arrive. Earlier that day, she had slipped nine of her friends invitations to this party she'd thought up, and she hoped they would all come. Luckily, as the clock neared the time she'd designated, they started to trickle in. First Pit and Palutena, and soon afterwards Robin. Toon Link, Lucas, and Red seated themselves as Marth and Ike walked in, chatting happily about something or other. Peach looked about for the final smasher she invited, and soon noticed that Roy had slipped in without fanfare.

"Great, everyone's here!" Peach exclaimed. "Now we can start!"

Pit raised his hand. "Yes?"

"What are we doing here?" Pit asked.

"I found this really fun sounding game on the internet!" Peach explained as she grabbed the paper bag she'd put the numbers in. "You take ten random people and assign them a number, and then put the person with the number in place of the number on a sentence, and create random situations that they'd be in, and then you say what they'd do."

"Oh, I've heard of that!" Robin exclaimed.

"Yeah, but don't people usually just take ten random characters from a video game or something for that?" Palutena pointed out.

Everyone was silent for a moment, until Peach huffed "Your point is?"

Peach passed the paper bag containing the numbers around, and each smasher drew a number. Palutena drew one, Roy drew two, Pit drew three, and Marth four. Peach drew five for herself, six went to Robin, seven to Ike, and eight to Red, leaving nine and ten to Toon Link and Lucas, respectively. The princess of the Mushroom Kingdom scribbled a list of the numbers down on a notepad.

"Okay, let's start!" Peach exclaimed happily. She straightened the list of the prompts she'd printed out and read the first one.

"Okay, so Seven- that's you, Ike- kidnaps Two, er, Roy, and demands something from Five, that's me, for Roy's release. What is it?"

Ike snickered. "In exchange for Roy's life, I demand you and Robin stop writing shipping Fanfiction about Link and me," he stated with a smirk.

"Shipping Fanfiction?" Toon Link repeated. "What do you mean?"

"Be grateful you haven't heard of it," Marth exclaimed.

"Yeah," Roy groaned. "Those things bring creepy to a whole new level!"

"What kinds of stuff do they say?" Toon asked.

Ike sighed. "Nothing too bad, but it's really awkward to read some story where you're flirting with someone you know. Not to mention the fact that every single one, without fail, ends with a 'first kiss'. Seriously, Link and I must have had our 'first kiss' what, twelve times now?"

"Thirteen, actually," Robin corrected.

"Yeah, so like I was saying," Ike continued. "Never look up xXPeachBlossomsXx or MageTactician."

"Are those their usernames?" Toon Link questioned.

"Yeah. Just... stay away," Marth insisted. "Please, in the name of sanity, just stay away!"

Peach sighed heavily. "Alright, I'll stop writing LinkxIke. After all," A devious smirk graced Peach's lips. "RoyxIke would be a lot cuter."

The horrified expression on Ike and Roy's faces made several smashers snicker.

AN- I'm looking forwards to seeing where this goes. Feel free to submit ideas, but I will warn you, this is a repost from Fanfiction.net, so it might be a while before they show up. And for your convenience, here's a simpler list of the characters:

1. Palutena

2. Roy

3. Pit

4. Marth

5. Peach

6. Robin (F)

7. Ike

8. Red

9. Toon Link

10. Lucas

So, thanks for reading! -Twilight Joltik