Ten Random Characters

Robin is a Mary Sue

Ten Random Characters

Chapter 2

"Alright!" Palutena exclaimed, trying desperately to change the subject. "Next one!"

"Okay," Peach read. "Marth invites Pit and Red to dinner at his house. What happens?"

"Probably not much," Red stated coolly. "I mean, we all get along fairly well, and none of us are particularly-"

"Ooh! Can we have floor ice cream for dessert?" Pit interrupted.

"I don't think that's a good idea," Marth commented.

Palutena groaned. "Don't ask."

"Moving on!" Peach cried. "Seven, er, Ike, you need to pick a friend to stay with for the night. Robin or Palutena?"

"But they're both girls," he protested.

"I have a brother!" Robin added. "Who's also named Robin."

"Any particular reason for that?"

Robin laughed awkwardly. "I have weird parents. I mean, one of them was a cultist, and the other's dead, so..."

"Fine then," Ike remarked. "Robin and her weird brother, because Palutena would probably make something explode."

"Yeah, I probably would," Palutena admitted.

"Next!" Peach called. She then snickered rather obnoxiously. "Roy and Ike are making out wh-"

Roy turned a bright shade of red. "What? It says that?"

Robin glanced at the papers Peach was holding, grinning. "Yep!"

"When Lucas walks in," Peach continued. "Your reaction?"

"I'd ask them how much you and Robin paid them," Lucas stated.

"I'd ask them what sort of love potion Peach slipped them," Red retorted.

Roy and Ike both had their faces buried in their hands, and Marth looked a bit perturbed.

"Pit falls in love with Robin. Red is jealous-"

"Can we stop doing romance ones?" Pit asked loudly.

"Stop interrupting me!" Peach screeched. "So, what does Red do?"

"Easy," Red responded sharply. "I would tell Charizard to snatch Robin and bring her to me so I could question her about the misuse of her Mary Sue powers on my friend. "

"What?" Robin hissed. "I am not a Mary Sue!"

"Yeah, you kind of are," Roy replied.

"What? How so?"

"Well, you're a self-insert," Marth explained.

"You can marry anyone in the army," Roy added.

"And you're friends with everyone in the game," Ike stated. "Need any more evidence?"

"Hypocrites!" Robin roared. "Remember Kris? Or Mark? They were self inserts that were friends with all of your forces!"

"Actually," Roy corrected. "Mark was in my father's army, not mine."

"And Kris- okay, actually, I see your point," Marth admitted.

Robin smirked as she shifted her glare to Ike. "As for you, remember Micaiah?"

"No," Ike grunted. "I try very hard not to, thank you."

"Who's Micaiah?" Pit asked.

"You don't want to know," Ike explained hastily.

"No, really, who's-"

"We do not speak of her!"

AN- Alright, that last part probably went over the heads of people that aren't Fire Emblem fans, so let me explain. Mark is a tactician in Fire Emblem (Rekka no Ken) for the GBA that is sort of a self insert character, but non playable. Kris is a customizable self-insert character in the Japan-only sequel to Shadow Dragon, Marth's remake game. Micaiah is the main character of Radiant Dawn, who many believe to be a Mary Sue. I don't personally have any issues with her at the moment, I just singled her out for a punchline, simply because many think she's a Mary Sue, so if you are a fan of her, please forgive me. Also, for the questions that mention 'you', I chose a random character to replace 'you'. So, thanks for reading! -Twilight Joltik