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26. obito & izumo

when you walk away. 

obito decides to text izumo, who is the half and half chaotic peacemaker in his group of friends and who is also the husband of his soon-to-be ex-boyfriend's friend.

tobi fly high - obito | porcupine - izumo

tobi fly high:

yo, you there porcupine.

porcupine:

what do you want obito?

tobi fly high:

i need advice.

porcupine:

if you want to leave him then go ahead and do it already.

tobi fly high:

as much as i want to do that

i just don't know if i'm ready.

porcupine:

either cheat on him back or pack your shit and go.

if you need help with that second option, just call me and i'll help you.

tobi fly high:

i'll keep that second option in mind okay 'zumo

but what if he cheats again to try to even the playing field.

porcupine:

obi obi obi if he does try to even the playing field

that's when you go tit for tat with him you dumbass.

tobi fly high:

i just wanna know why the fuck

kotetsu chose you out of all people

in konohagakure to be his husband.

porcupine:

he fell for my good looks, of course.

tobi fly high:

the devil is a motherfucking lie, izumo.

porcupine:

i'm being serious about kotetsu and your ordeal with kakashi cause

what you guys have going on is starting to show signs of a toxic relationship.

tobi fly high:

i honestly get that but still, he's literally the only

person that i have dated in my entire life.

porcupine:

i love you obito, i do but i know you have got to be fucking kidding me

right, there's no way you've only been in one relationship since i have known you.

tobi fly high:

well, you better believe it porcupine i

only remained single because people

only wanted to be with me for the money

my family has not for who i am.

porcupine:

that's messed up and all but you're telling me that

you never had any one-night stands with NOBODY.

tobi fly high:

YES, YOU DUMBASS.

WHAT PART OF KAKASHI'S THE ONLY 

PERSON I'VE BEEN WITH DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND.

porcupine:

i know exactly what i'm gonna do with you once

you do decide to leave kakashi alone for good.

tobi fly high:

yeah i gotta decline whatever it is you got planned

cause i already know the night's gonna end two ways.

porcupine:

honestly, my ideas are not that bad so

shut up at least my ideas are way better than kagami's.

tobi fly high :

not really izumo cause all your ideas

always has us either end up spending

the night in a jail cell or banned from places.