Why not do an ask or dare but drunk?

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Afton: Bryan i want you to say random personal stuff..

Bryan: Uhhh okay? Well there was this one time i was walking in a *static* and this dude was *static* yeah i guess that was pretty weird? Then this time my mom- *static* i didn't talk to her for a week after that.

Afton: Half that conversation was static.

Bryan: What?

Lulu: Bryan is it okay if i say something hurtful?

Bryan: I can take it i guess..

Lulu: Bryan you are a horrible buisness owner and you will never amount to anything.

Bryan: I mean i d-do try my best- *his eyes blink blue and black while playing dial up*

Lulu: Bryan?

Bryan: *dial up*

Lulu: Reboot him..

Afton: Will do *Presses reboot button*

Bryan: *Blinks* What happened?

Afton: I think your emotion sensors are taking over your A.I. making you imobile at times.

Bryan: In english please..?

Afton: Your emotions are getting the best of you causing you to glitch.

Bryan: Ahhhhhh so am i broken?

Afton: Yes.

Lulu: Very.

Molten: HAH NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL!!

Bryan: OH SHUT UP YOU FU-*static*!!!