Modern Family All Ending Quotes

Season 1

Episode 1:
"Pilot"
Jay: (reading Manny's poem) " We're from different worlds...yet we somehow fit together.
Love is what binds us through fair and stormy weather.
I stand before you now , with only one agenda: to let you know my heart is yours, Feldman comma Brenda"
(Laughs) I mean, seriously!
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Episode 2:
"The Bicycle Thief"
Jay: Okay, the key to being a good dad?... Well sometimes things work out just the way you want them. Sometimes they don't.
You gotta hang in there...
Because when all is said and done...
Ninety percent of being a dad... Just showing up.
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Episode 3:
"Come fly with me"
Gloria: I always wanted a daughter. To dress her up with pretty dresses, do her hair, her nails, her makeup.
[Chuckles] No one knows this, but for the first years of his life, I made up Manny like a girl. And told everybody that he was my daughter.
[Laughs] But just for a few times.
I didn't want to mess with his head. When he found the pictures, I told him that it was his twin sister who died, you know.
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Episode 4:
"The Incident"
DeDe: I don't know what just happened.
Dylan: I do.
I mean , it seems pretty simple to me.
You are reaching out, trying to hold on to something awesome.
Haley:Um, maybe-maybe you shouldn't...
Dylan:Look , look, look, I'm not used to this, The whole big-family thing.
In my house, we don't even talk to each other.
You know, it's funny.
The first time I saw Haley, I knew I liked her.
I mean, she's beautiful and everything, but it's not just that.
It's that... she's got this killer confidence.
You know, the kind of confidence ... that you get from having a family like this that's passionate and accepting of hot foreigners and gay dudes and nutty people.
You know, a family that actually loves each other.
Claire: I can't believe I'm gonna say this but maybe we should let her go with him.
Phil: He is perfect.
Claire:Everybody, Haley says that Dylan is a musician and he writes some great song.
Haley: Yeah
Phil: Play something, bro
Dylan: Well, I guess so, if you want me to. We could all use a nice tune right now. This is uh... actually a song I wrote for Haley. It's called "In the moonlight".
Cam: Lovely title, Dylan.
Dylan: Thanks.
🎵"The stars are falling from the sky "
"And you are the reason why "
"The moon is shining on your face"
"Because it finally feels"
" It's found it's place"
"Because, baby, baby"
"Baby, maybe I will steal you, I will steal you"
"Just so I can feel you, feel you"
"Maybe that would heal you, heal you"
"On the inside"🎵
Claire: She's not going.
Phil: Not a chance in hell.
[Next Day]
Mitch: [doing household work]
🎵"They don't seem to mind"
" The moon is shining on your face"🎵
Luke: [playing games in the tablet]
🎵"And it finally feels it's"🎵
Claire:[washing dishes]
🎵"Found it's because "🎵
Phil: [brushing]
🎵"Baby, baby"
"I just want to do you, do you"🎵
Jay: [brushing]
🎵" Baby you can do me, do me"
" Man, I will do you, do you"🎵
Cam: [shaving]
🎵"Maybe it would heal you, heal you"🎵
Mitch and Cam:🎵"From the inside"
"From the inside"🎵
Mitch: Never good at harmonizing.
Cam: That was good.
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Episode 5:
"The Coal Digger"

Claire: I don't know what to say except for that I am really, really sorry.
Gloria: Just tell me one thing.
How do you really feel that I'm with your father?
Claire:Honestly, at first, it was hard. You don't expect to wake up one morning with a new mom who looks like she fell off a mud flap.
But I'm getting used to it.
The important thing is you make him happy, which you do, in so many ways.
So many colors.( Looking at the colourful lingerie)
Claire: Are we okay?
Gloria: You embarrassed me in front of everyone downstairs.
What, I'm supposed just to forget about it?
Claire: What do you want me to do? Just embarrass myself so we're even? Gloria: Go jump in the pool.
Claire: You mean "go jump in a lake," right?
Gloria: Go jump in the pool with your clothes.
Then I know you're sorry.
Claire:I'm not gonna do that, Gloria. Gloria: Then I won't forgive you.
Jay: ( while watching football)
Now a field goal beats us!
Hey, You guys work that out?
Claire: Almost. Gloria wants me to jump in the pool.
Jay: Okay, then.
Phil: What?
Jay: If they kick get a pass rush on them, something, a break.
Luke: This is so awesome.
Haley: ( on the phone) I know. Mom does not look good wet.
Jay: Gloria, is this really necessary? Claire: Dad, it's fine. It's fine. If I need to jump in this water to prove to Gloria how sorry I am, I will do it. I'm fine...
You're seriously not gonna stop me? Gloria: Why would I do that?
Claire: Because I am standing here. I'm showing you my willingness to...
Gloria: No...oh...
[Claire jumps into the pool]
Everybody: Oh! Woohoo!
Claire: Are you happy?
Gloria: I forgive you!
Claire: Okay, Then give me your hand.
Jay: Oh, That's the oldest trick in the book.
She's gonna pull you in there.
Gloria: No!
Jay: And that's my job.
[Pushes Gloria into the pool]
Phil: This is funny, but this is also a teaching moment.
Jay: Yeah
[ Pushes Phil into the pool]
Luke: Grandpa!
[ Then Luke and Manny jumps into the pool with Jay]
Mitch and Alex: [falls into the pool]
Cam: Cannonball!
[ Splash! Cam falls into the pool]