Modern Family All Ending Quotes

Season 5

Episode 2:
"First Days"

Cam:Gentlemen, today is a new beginning. And that can be scary.
I'm gonna ask things of you that may not make sense right now.
Success is not guaranteed. It is not handed to you. Success is earned.
Today, we are forging a new path, people! The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!
Student: Wrong president.
Cam: Just keep pushing!
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Episode 5:
"The Late Show"

Jay: Last night, I had the greatest meal I've ever had, and it never would have happened if Gloria hadn't got us kicked out of that snooty restaurant. Tacos.
I don't know if it was the six scotches I drank waiting for everybody, or the fact that I hadn't eaten anything since breakfast Or the moment Phil's suit finally gave up.
They even played my favorite song.
Everybody: 🎵"He's leaving Leaving On that midnight train to Georgia
Leaving on the midnight train
Said he's going back to find
Going back to find
To a simpler place in time
Oh, yes, he is And I'll be with him
Yes, he will On that midnight train to Georgia "🎵
Jay: A train I'd never make unless I told Gloria it left at 11:00.
Jay and Claire :🎵"I'd rather live in his world Than be without him in mine"🎵
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Episode 6:
"The Help"

Andy: Life isn't easy. Sometimes we just need a little help. Getting your confidence back, getting on the same page, getting out of your own way. Or just getting moving. And I'm pleased as punch to be the one ...
Jay: Okay, this is tough enough without all the yammering!
Andy: Sorry.
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Episode 9:
"The Big Game"

Cam: Hey, champ. Aren't you gonna go celebrate with your team?
Manny: Yeah, in a minute.
Cam: You meant to miss the kick, didn't you?
Manny: I blew it. I could miss that kick nine out of ten times. Why couldn't I miss it when it counted?
Cam: Let me ask you something. That ball sails through the uprights, your team carries you off the field. How does that feel?
Come on.
Manny: Good.
Cam: It's fun being part of a team. And it's really fun being the hero. So I think you made that kick on purpose. And listen. I don't think you're willing to admit it yet, but somewhere underneath all that humanity, there's a competitor ... sorry. There's a competitor, and, Manny, there's nothing wrong with that. Nothing.
Manny: Thanks, coach.
Cam: You want to go eat some pizza?
Manny: Sure.
Cam: Me, too.
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Episode 10:
"The Old Man And The Tree"

Luke: People love getting new things. But the best stuff has a story behind it.
A lot of times, it's only after we get rid of something.
That we realize how much we miss it.
And things that seem worthless suddenly turn out to be super valuable.
Maybe even precious which is why I thought getting rid of this stuff would be a huge mistake.
Phil: Ah.
Claire: Nice try. You still owe us six weeks' allowance.
Phil: And the fireworks.
Luke:How could you screw this up?
Dylan: What?
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