THE RIVALRY BEGINNING Elle H (EPHtheCoder) x Bill Cipher (But Not Quite)

8: The Beginning of Demon Dorito Destruction!

PRESTON'S POV:

Don't worry, Elle, Preston Awesome's comin'.

My knowledge of Gravity Falls really pays off here. I know that no matter how much I HATE Bill Cipher, I also know how to stop him from digging too deep into a person's mind.

Putting my hand on Elle's sleeping head I started to begin saying the spell that makes me go inside her mind.

Me: Videntis omnium. Magister mentium. Magnesium ad hominem. Magnum opus. Habeus corpus. Inceptus Nolanus overratus. Magister mentium! Magister mentium! Magister mentium!!

In a flash of light...

Inside Elle's mind...

I'm inside Elle's mindscape. It's filled with color like mine.

That stupid Dorito's gotta b close, I know it, I feel it.

The next thing you know, I'm walking inside some dungeon-like place. It was HUGE & made out of old stones like in the ages of knights & dragons. Because I hate being slow because I'm never, I zoom speedily & quietly all around the humongous space.

Me: Bill!? Come on, u stupid 1-eyed demon! Show yourself!

& there his was, floating down to me, thinking he's cool.

Bill Cipher: Ah, Yellow Bolt, great to finally meet. 2 coders in 1 day, what could be better?

Me: Your Dorito butt outta Elle's mind would sound good.

Bill Cipher: Oh ha ha, would you like a Hertz donut?

Donuts do sound good. Bill then snapped his fingers & a small group of giant monster donuts appeared. They had yellow snake eyes & teeth all around the inside of their holes ready to bite me. I ran for my fricking life. They may be monster donuts but that does NOT make me like donuts any less. Still those donuts were increasing in speed....
Even as fast as...
Me!

That CAN'T b possible!

Those dangerous donuts then grouped together, circling around me & thinking it's bazaaro world. They were trying to eat me! Their razor sharp teeth was cruching my body in tons of places like crumpled paper

Me: DANG U, BILL!

Bill laughs like a maniac at my torture.

Bill Cipher: Hurts, don't it?

My body was becoming a chewed up coder piece of bubble gum. Reaching out trying to escape, I heard a voice crying for help from way up, chained up on a wall. It was Elle.

Elle: PRESTON! U GOT THIS, MAN! Man, I don't know how long I can stay up here! These chains just HAD to b freeze-proof! It just FEELS! SO! WEIRD!

Bill Cipher: It's about to get a whole lot weirder, coders!

The group of giant demonic donuts came together & transformed into a giant donut....
Worm?
Like a dangerous donut tape worm! Rolling my crumpled up body into a fleshy coder ball with my head still sticking out, I tried to roll for my life.

Me: COME ON, MAN! YOU STUPID LITTLE JERKS!

ELLE'S POV:

Me: KEEP ROLLING, PRESTON!

As funny as it is seeing Preston has a rolling flesh-ball getting chased by a giant donut worm, it also looked scary.

Me: CAN U UNROLL YOURSELF!?

Preston: I'LL TRY ONCE THIS DONUT WORM GOES AWAY! JUST KEEP CHEERING ME ON, IT'LL HELP!

Me: OK! GO PRESTON GO! GO PRESTON GO! GO Preston-!