THE RIVALRY BEGINNING Elle H (EPHtheCoder) x Bill Cipher (But Not Quite)

2:2: An Unexpected Hack

SLAPPY'S POV:

While Elle & her human mom were distracted in the living room, I decide to run next to the couch, full speed ahead.
Sucess.
Sitting down, I saw they were watching "Scream", a great classic. But seriously, everybody knows not to trust someone who wears a mask & carries knifes with them. This & all the rest of horror movies really shows that humans are stupid when it comes to survival or making decisions. Elle always nags at me for judging humans because Earth is the humans' planet & that she's part human. I didn't care because it's not like they can hear me, & ya know why? Yes I'm talking to you reader. Because spoiler alert: They're the true dummies. But somehow because of Elle, she really wanted me to find the "good" side of me. I may be on her team but I'm still keeping my awesome self. Surprisingly, Elle likes me for who I am. She might seem...mad as hatter but she's really...sweet...like...kinda like a blackmail mixed with a charismatic charm.
Yeah, I know what you're thinking:
"Oh my gosh, Slappy's actually intelligent with a little soft side". Well you have to learn a little before you assume. That's the problem with humans. It's both amusing & annoying, it depends on my mood.
Anyways, everytime a terrifying part happens, right when the TV people on screen scream, I could help but lightly cackle at it. Elle as always during a horror movie, claiming to be brave, she's covered with a blanket & sitting very close to her mom. On the horrifying parts, she sometimes covers her face with the blanket but never covers her eyes with it.

Maybe she needs tougher scares this year. Because sometimes she's a brick wall, other times you can get through her like a doorway. Other other times, she's tough one time then convincing the next.

I've been living with Elle for about 2 years ever since she said the words. Glad I can read minds so I can read her like a book. Something's up with her mind, she seems to be trying to calm herself down by watching a horror movie.

Still, I've been crazier.

I could just hear those voices in her head, transferring to mine. Deja vus & past voices basically.

Talkin' about Bill Cipher, eh? How come it sounds familiar? Did I know him back when I was a human?

Nevertheless, I tried to outrun those thoughts by watching another awesome horrifying part in the movie. Kinda not helping myself, I cackled a little louder than last time. Elle's Mom finally realized that I existed on the side of the couch today.
Who would've known?
Stupid, human dummies.

Elle: Hey.

She glared at me for insulting humans once again. Couldn't help it.

Elle's Mom: Can you please stop scaring me like that & go back into Elle's room?

Me: Oh, still scared of me are ya? Wait till the apocalypse that'll be ruled by me 1 day. Then YOUR the 1 that has to be hidden for a while, Rachel.

Rachel's (Elle's Mom) face was a mixture of frustration & fear as she looked at me from my remark. Of course, then Elle "the Peacemaker" in the middle of us tries to stop the fuss.

Elle: Guys, calm down. Slappy, quit scaring my mom. Mom, you're gonna have to get used to him, I'm sure pretty soon, he'll go to his own house & not bother us until necessary.

Elle's mom: Just make sure he doesn't scare me again.

Me: Sorry, Rachel, it's in a monster's blood.

Just like that, I walked on my way back to Elle's bedroom in style.

(30 minutes later...)

Elle came into the room after the movie was over. She had a serious look on her face like a "I'm-on-a-mission-no-time-to-fool-around" face.