𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 | ❝Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing!❞
We all have a superhero inside of us, it just takes a bit of magic to bring it out.
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━━━━ IN PHILADELPHIA, Billy Batson and Y/n L/n are abandon...
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Freddy came out of his classroom and tosses a trench coat at Billy.
"Making a kid do all the dirty work, wow." Freddy says.
"You're face gives off a very strong vibe someone who's hatching off schemes." Billy explains.
"What? My face?"
"Yeah." I say.
"You kids gotta hall pass?" The security guard asks.
"Oh, us? Yeah, always." Freddy says.
"You!" The guard exclaims.
Freddy's eyes go wide and points to himself as to ask if the guard was talking to him.
"You look like you're up to something."
I look at him as if I said 'Told you'.
"Me? Up to something? Nah. No. Never...am I up to something.
"Our dad's picking us up. He got held up at the-" I start to say, but get caught off by Billy.
"The business...office." Billy says.
"Sure kid. Look, parents or guardians must appear physically to check out students."
"Yeah. Of course. Oh, hear that Dad? Shazam!" He whispers once he's out of the guard's sight.
"Oh, hey there son. Oh, hey there other son and daughter who I also have that's related to that son that I just passed in the hallway. I'm so sorry I'm late. I got held up at the business office." Billy says, as his adult superhero self. "This is the...the security guard that you all you kids admire much."
"No, that's the other one. This one sucks." Freddy says.
"This is...that's not funny. I'm gunna talk to him about that. I apologize. Anyways, this is me appearing physically to check my kids out of school. So thanks for keeping him safe, Detective Moron."
"It's Moran." The guard says.
~~~
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(I also use the deleted scenes)
"Hey Billy? No offense but, we're about to shoot so, you should probably turn into the better, cooler version of yourself." Freddy says.
"You mean like...Shazam!" Billy yells.
Dunk Powers Test 1
"Super dunk it!" I say.
Billy throws the basketball then uses his super speed and grabs the ball dunking it in the hoop.
"That was more of an alley-oop. I feel like." I state.
"Dude, an alley-oop is a dunk." Billy says.
"I dunno. I feel like Superman would've done it way better." Freddy agrees.
"I dunno. I feel like Superman would've done it way better." Billy imitates Freddy in a mocking tone. "He's an alien. He doesn't even know basketball."
Soccer Powers Test 18
"So your goal is like, between those two skyscrapers over there." Freddy says, pointing to the skyscrapers.
"That's like three miles away!" Billy says.
"Yeah, but you said you wanted a challenge, so..." I say.
He super kicks it in between the skyscrapers.
"Goooooaaaaal!" Billy yells.
Super Strength Test 1
Billy stood there flossing while Freddy and I gave unamused looks.
"Dude, c'mon." Freddy says.
"Oh, right." He says, quickly stopping and walking over to a concrete column. He punches it and it breaks into pieces.
Super Strength Test 2
"Okay Billy, go!" I say.
Billy flicks a metal barrel across the parking lot and the barrel hits a wall.
"I think we're good on super strength." I mutter to Freddy, as we watch Billy foolishly dance around. "Please tell me your still recording."
"If I wasn't it would be a disgrace to humanity." Freddy chuckles, still watching Billy.
Flight Test 2
Billy shook off his nerves before he ran across the half pipe and launched into the air. He was in the air for maybe a couple seconds before hitting the ground.
"You okay?" Freddy asks.
"I don't think he's believing enough." I whisper.
"I heard that!" Billy says.
Invincibility Test 1
"Hit him hard, Freddy!" I exclaim.
"Your concern for me makes me feel a whole lot better about this." Billy says, sarcastically.
Freddy swings the bat as hard as he can. The bat shatters into pieces when it hits Billy.
"Invincibility, check!" Freddy declares.
"We should test it again." I say.
"I've got an idea." Billy says.
Invincibility Test 2
"This might even the stupidest thing he's ever done." I say to Freddy.
Billy slams the axe on his hand but the axe doesn't break. The metal part breaks off and Billy has no sign of pain.
Teleportation Powers Test 1
Billy goes inside a box with a one on it. The plan was he was going to appear in the other box. But we knew that wasn't gunna happen. He scribbles out the original name before writing something else and holding it up to the camera.
Secret Fire Immunity Test 1
I hand Freddy the bottle gasoline. He soaks the box before coming back to me drawing a trail back. I give him a nod before he drops a match on the trial.
Within a second the box was on fire. Freddy and I waiting for Billy's reaction. He stumbles out of the box looking unharmed, thankfully. Freddy and I high five. Billy didn't seem to happy about what just happened.
"Freddy?" I ask, grabbing his arm lightly.
"Yeah?" He asks.
"Run!"
He didn't think twice before grabbing my hand and we ran away from Billy.
"You two are so dead!" We hear Billy yell.
~~~
"More powerful than a locomotive." Freddy suggests.
"Locomotive? What are you, an old Prospector?" Billy asks.
"Leap tall buildings in a single mound." I suggest.
~~~
"Single mound." Freddy reminds Billy before he jumps.
Billy jumps. I thought he was going to make it but he crashed into a window one of the middle floors. Freddy and I wince.
