𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 | ❝Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing!❞
We all have a superhero inside of us, it just takes a bit of magic to bring it out.
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━━━━ IN PHILADELPHIA, Billy Batson and Y/n L/n are abandon...
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As Billy, Freddy, and I were walking down the halls, a lot of kids were in groups watching the videos that Freddy posted on YouTube.
"You know, you guys are probably wondering who films those, right? I mean, that bravery in itself." Freddy basically yells.
"I mean is it though?" Billy says.
"Yeah, I'd actually argue even more brave."
"Holding a camera?"
"Hey, Freddy and I worked very hard to get those videos." I defend.
"Staring in the face of danger." Freddy adds.
"Like some weirdo fanboy." Billy says.
"Hey Freeman!" Someone calls out.
Its the Breyer brothers. Just great.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Freddy says, as Burke grabs onto Freddy's shirt.
"What? Is your bestie gunna hit us with a wheelchair this time?" Burke asks.
"No, maybe not them. But I have another best friend who might hunt you down destroy both of you. You may have heard of him. The Human Power Storm, Frequency Flinger, Sir Zapsalot. Yeah, he's a man of many names."
"You know the Red Cyclone? My ass you do!"
"Oh, we're a lot closer than you think. Maybe even at this very moment."
"Prove it!"
"I-I will! Tomorrow! Tomorrow he's gunna come to lunch-right...right guys?" Freddy looks at us, confirming what he just said.
"Oh yeah, and then Superman is gunna bring us dessert, right?" Brett asks, as the walk off to their classes.
"Tomorrow at lunch. You'll see!"
"So wait, my identity's a secret so no one I know will get hurt. Except when it makes you look cool, then-then it's all good." Billy says, annoyed.
"It's not like they're super villains." Freddy argues.
"They're just super douchebags." I add.
"I like that!" Freddy says, as we high five.
"So you're just breaking your own rule? Got it." Billy scoffs.
"This thing is mine as much as it is yours and Y/n's! You're still gunna do it though, right? I-I mean, what would a good brother do?"
*Dinner*
"All hands on deck." Victor calls.
Everyone did as they were told. Except Billy and I Of course.
"Thank you for this family. Thank you for this day. Thank you for this food. I'm sorry Billy and Y/n's hands are on vacay."
After the rhyme, everyone sits back down.
"Big news in Philly, got a costume hero. He's doing good." Victor comments.
"Yeah but, is he though?" Eugene asks.
"Ooh, controversy. Into it. Share with us your prospective, Eugene."
"Just saying he's what? Charging people's phones? So what? I can charge phones with a plug!" Eugene says, holding up his hand as if he were holding a plug.
"Preach! Pedro, any thoughts?" Victor asks.
"Costume's stupid. Big white cape like he's getting married, or something." Pedro comments.
"What if he didn't get to pick his costume? Ever think about that?" Billy asks.
"You're the specialist Freddy. What do you think?" Rosa asks.
"Yeah Freddy, let's manage to see the positive."
"Okay, well, I think it looks like he doesn't have gratitude for what he's been given." Freddy says.
"Very specific. Alright." Victor mutters.
"Maybe to the superhero, gratitude doesn't mean having to be clingy."
"Clingy? Wow, interesting take." I chime in.
"You know, sometimes a superhero just wants a little me time." Billy defends.
"You know, 'me time' could be construed as pushing away his family." I say.
"Family? Is that what they are now?" Billy asks, looking at me.
"It's a classic case of superhero syndrome coined by Heinrich Von German-something. Where superpowers become all consuming narcotic." Freddy explains.
Billy puts pushes his chair back and leaves to his room.
"Son, we're still eating!" Victor calls out to him.
"What he needs is a sidekick, or maybe two!" Freddy says.
"Name one cool sidekick!" Billy yells.
"I'm gunna talk to him." I say to no one in particular.
I walk up the stairs and open the bedroom door.
"What is with you?" I ask.
"Go away, Y/n." Billy says.
"No. I need answers. Why are you being such an ass?"
"I'm just gunna say it, I don't like that guy!" Billy says.
"So? I do!"
"You guys are always laughing and hanging out together and looking at him with those eyes."
"We were working on the video, there were no eyes! Why are you acting like this?"
"Because thinking of you with him made me crazy!"
"Why?
"Cause I like you, Y/n."
"Why are you staring me down Batson?"
Then out of nowhere, he kisses me. I kiss back. After a few seconds he breaks it.
"Does this mean we're boyfriend and girlfriend?" He asks.
