[UNDER CONSTRUCTION] Love in Enzo's Pizzeria

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  "Hello my sweet cheeks."
"Hi."
"Your timing was perfect because I just got on break."
"Really? Must be fate."
"Ah yes, fate."
"Alright so are going to finish our 21 questions?"
"Oh yeah I forgot about that."
"Honestly me too but I'll go first."
"Kay."
   "So...how many guys you've been with?"
"...what?"
         "How many guys have you been with?"
          "A-are you on something?? Why do you wanna know that?"
"No I am perfectly fine, I'm just curious, I wanna know if you've had a boyfriend or got one"
         "Um pass..."
  "Passes aren't a thing, answer the question."
"How bout no? That is sensitive information sir."
"Sensitive information?? Is me telling you my name and relationship status not sensitive information, ma'am?"
"1. I don't remember asking for your relationship status 2. No one pointed a gun at your head and forced you to tell me."
"You willing do it, you consented, sir."
"Stop avoiding my question."
"No. Next."
"LEXI! just answer the damn question!"
"NO WHY?!"
"CUZ!"
"CUZ WHY? WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW?! YOU WEIRDO."
"OH SO NOW IM A WEIRDO FOR BEING CURIOUS!? JUST TELL ME!"
         "NO!"
         "YES!"
        "NO!"
         "YES!"
         "NO!"
        "TELL MEEEE!"
"AGH!!
"ZERO!! HAPPY?!"
"..."
"Lexi..."
"Shut up."
"Lexi, I-"
"I said shut up!"
"NO!"
"JUST LISTEN TO ME!!"
"..."
"Good boy."
        "? What am I? A dog?
"Yes. All men are."
"Um excu—"
"Shut up."
"Everyday, I am reminded of why men are the bane of my existence. They are revolting and vile creatures. I rather die than confess my love to a man."
"Well damn, you're a little extreme don't you think?"
"No, and you are one of the few exceptions."
         "Wow, I'm honored."
         "You should be."
"Yeah okay, next question."
"Are you a virgin?"
"WOAH! How did we jump all introduction levels!?"
"It wasn't my original question but you put me in an uncomfortable situation with your question so..."
"Well forgive me but you are getting too comfortable miss ma'am."
"You don't have to answer the question, I just wanted payback you know."
"Mhmm..."
       "...How about I come over and you find out instead?~<3"
*silence*
"HAAAAHHH!!!"
*starts dying of laughter*
        "OH MY GOD"
*wheezing*
        "JESUS I CANT-"
        *muffled coughing*
"Are you done?"
"*clears throat* yeah yeah I just- didn't think you were the type to say something like that."
"Why not?"
"You don't seem like that typa person but aren't you embarrassed?"
"No..."
"Sure buddy, sure."
"Alright my turn."
"Kay."
"Are you a virgin?"
"I do not have to answer that."
"But I answered your question."
"If you call that indirect, incomplete, embarrassing response an answer, sure, but you didn't so I don't have to."
"If I answer will you?"
"No and your "curiosity" is making me question what type of person you are."
"Oh come on, I was just messing around."
"Uh huh, I'm tired of this game anyways so pick another one."
"Fine, what about truth or dare?"
"Sure, as long as you act right."
"Yea yea, truth or dare"
"Truth."
"Do you have any feelings towards me?"
"Yeah, hate <3"
"Really? Be serious."
"What makes you think I'm NOT serious?"
        "..."
"I'm just kidding."
        "Haha, you're so funny. A comedian really."
"Yes I am so you can stop your blatant use of sarcasm."
"Whatever."
"Truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to order me a pizza and pay for it."
"Oh wow."
"What? I'm hungry."
"Cheese pizza?"
"Mhm~"
"It'll take 15 min."
"*squeals* FUCK YEAH!!"
*laughs*
"But for real, we're only gonna be able to talk for a couple more days and then I'm off to college."
"....."
*muffled sneeze*
*sniffs*
"Lexi are you-"
"Hm?"
      "...Lexi can I ask you a question?"
"Yeah sure"
"Uh can I.."
"Can you?"
"*mumbles* CanIhaveyournumber?"
"You ain't slick, I heard what you said."
"So..can I or not?"
"Go get a pen."

A/N (Revision): I don't know what I was thinking when I initially wrote that but I tried to make it fit and make sense b/c I didn't feel like rewriting the entire chapter so 😀. Just read, don't question nothing kay? Thanksss😽