Dragon Slayers reacts to ships! [DISCONTINUED]

Erza x Cake

Negativty: Okay so now, we have yet another crack ship!

Natsu: Is it like the other one?!

Negativity: No, i assure you it's not.

Wendy: Okay!

Negativity: Erza x Cake, personlly ship though.

Dragon slayers:...What the---?!

Natsu: No.

Wendy: WHY?!

Sting: What the idiot said.

Rouge: What has become of this world..

Laxus: ....What?

Cobra: What?

Gajeel: I have no words.

Negativity: *Cri* Why you no agree with me? T3T

Cobra: Because you're weird.

Negativity: Meanie! *Pouts*

Laxus: What is this world?

Wendy: Why does this exsist?!

Negativity: Because dear,   we don't want them knowing----*Ahem* Sorry, so 1.) I don't know. 2.) Because, cake.

Natsu: When are we going to start reacting to normal ships?

Negativity: When i get out of my crack ship stage.

Gajeel: Oi, shrimp #2, can i leave?

Negativity: 1.) I'm a 5'2 1/2, thank you very much! 2.) No.

Sting: Why can't we leave though?

Negativity: Because i am the all mighty author, Sting.

Sting: So?

Negativity: I make the rules, without me, you wouldn't be here.

Wendy: Uh, Negativity...?

Negativity: Yes, Wendy?

Wendy: You broke the fourth wall again.

Negativity: .....

Negativity: Ah crap!

Rouge: Negativity, can we please leave?

Negativity: Ah, yes. Yea you all may.

Dragon Slayers: Finally!

Negativity: After we say good bye to our readers.

Dragon slayers: Damn.

Negativity: Well good bye then! (I need to re-watch Haikyuu!)

Dragon slayers: Good bye!!

A/N: Thank you all for sticking and i deeply apologize for the latest chapter, i was mortified and i wish to unsee the things i did.

I swear i will make more popular ships!

Feel free to request if you want, i would very much appreciate if you did. I'll makea chapter on that soon.

Reminders: I don't have internet. (This is April 30th, by the time i post this i'll have internet)

So, a little bit of a delay there, sorry!

Okay this became very long! Lets end this!

Everyone: Good bye! See you all in the next chapter!