Dragon Slayers reacts to ships! [DISCONTINUED]

Gray x T-shirt

Negativity: Today, we are reacting to Gray x T-shirt.

Natsu: Wtf?

Wendy: Okay....why?

Negativity: Because, i have more crack ships.

Gajeel: What the hell did i agree to?

Negativity: Eternal darkne---I mean, a life time supply of metal and food.

Sting: Okay...?

Negativity: This intro has been way too long, c'mon lets go!

Sting: I'll start, Uhm....no.

Negativity: No, it's basically forbidden.

Natsu: Yes, because that fucking popsicle need to put on a shirt so he doesn't ruin the innocence of Wendy and Lucy.

Wendy: No. Gruvia.

Rouge: No.

Laxus: No.

Cobra: No.

Gajeel: That ice queen needs a shirt. So, yes.

Negativity: So far, 2 yes' and 6 no's. Noice.

Laxus: Tch, who even came up with this ship?

Negativity: I don't know, the internet?

Laxus: That sounded like a question.

Negtivity: I don't care.

Wendy: When did you find this?

Negativity: While looking for inspiration.

Cobra: You should really stop staying up late.

Negativity: Then how the hell do you think i'm supposed to finish writing books?

Cobra: You could finish them after you sleep.

Negativity: Aw! Is Cobra conswored about me?

Cobra: N-No! It's just, it gets annoying hearing you screech down the hall.

Negativity: Walls here are soundproof.

Wendy: Why?

Negativity: Because, you might never know what'll happen next. Like, watching anime and se---

Laxus: Wendy cover your ears!

Wendy: What?

Laxus: And you, don't you dare finish that sentence.

Negativity: *Looks at him dead in the eyes* --ex.

Laxus: *facepalm* You little--

Gajeel: You dumbasses really need to get a room!

Negativity: THATS WHAT I TOLD YOU AND LEVY THE OTHER DAY!!

Wendy: Wait, what?

Negativity: Yep! He brought Levy over and they sure had a good time. By the way, did you guys use protection?

Gajeel: SHUT UP, FOUR EYES!!

Negativity: She kept on calling him, like "Please Da---!!!

Gajeel: Shut up!

Natsu: Ooh, care to share?

Sting: Yeah, metal head!

Gajeel: No.

Negativity: Aw! Too bad, cause i have a recording!

Gajeel: What?!

Negativity: I'm so sending this to everyone.

Natsu: Send it to me.

Negativity: Soon!

Laxus: Tch, you weirdo.

Negativity: 'Scuse you?

Laxus: Nothing, geez stop pulling out your knife.

Negativity: Good.

Rouge: So, when are we ending this?

Negativity: Now!

Negativity: Alright, goodbye and see you next chapter!

Dragon slayers: Bye!!

Some Nalu before you leave, UwU: (Slight angst but whatever)