Dragon Slayers reacts to ships! [DISCONTINUED]

Cappy

Negativity: Aye! Finally reacting to some ACTUAL ships, no crack ships! I promise.

Wendy: Say, what are we reacting to?

Negativity: Carla/Charles/Charle and Happy~!

Wendy: Aw! So cute.

Natsu: Look at him, buddy's all grown up *Wipes tear from eye*.

Negativity: Yeah, now react!

Laxus: Huh? Yeah, it's good.

Sting: That blue cat and the white cat Lector has a crush on? Okay, i guess.

Rouge: He means it's good. I ship it.

Gajeel: Gihi, yeah. They're practically canon, right?

Negativity: Good point. And please.

Cobra: Okay, i don't care.

Negativity: Awe! Cobra, come on.

Cobra: *grunts* Fine.

Negativity: Yay!

Cobra: It's alright, happy?

Negativity: W-Was that a pun?!

Cobra: What was?

Negativity: *Mumbles* Holy moley, i made an unintentional pun! Well i did plan that to be said but still. I didn't realize it was a pun! Either i'm a  genious or i'm densely dumb. Or i'm both--.

Wendy: Um, Negativity? You're mumbling, again.

Negativity: O-Oh, was i? I'm sorry, it's a bad habit i do.

Wendy: Don't sweat it!

Negativity: You're right.

Natsu: Hey! Why do you always write Wendy and not us?!

Gajeel: Yeah! Why her and not us?

Negativity: Because i can't write your parts, simple enough.

Rouge: "Write our parts." What does that mean?

Negativity: I-I can't write many perspectives, and since i haven't watched Fairy Tail in a long time. I can't exactly remeber what i'm doing, really.

Sting: Oh, okay.

Rouge: Wait, did you just break the fourth wall or-.

Negativity: It's best not to think about it, child.

Rouge: We're older than you.

Negativity: Still, you're all my children.

Gajeel: Since when?

Negativity: Since i decided to write this book, duh!

Laxus: And there she goes, breaking the wall.

Negativity: I'm sorry!

Natsu: You're starting to sound like one of Luce's spirits.

Negativity: A-Am i? Oh god.

Natsu: Yeah, you are.

Negativity: Either i take that as a complement or as an insult, but whatever.

Gajeel: Yeah, you're starting to sound like one of bunny girls spirits, alright.

Negativity: Wait, seriously?

Gajeel: Yeah.

Negativity: How? And when did this become a side track to the ship!

Gajeel: How am i suppoused to know? You're the damn writer!

Negativity: Ah, good point. Back to the topic!

Natsu: Happy finally can get the chance!

Wendy: Yeah, and Carla/Charles/Charle likes him too!

Natsu: Wanna set them up on a date?

Wendy: Yes!

Negativity: Wow, you two are starting to sound like Mira, and that my job.

Natsu and Wendy: Wait, am i?

Natsu and Wendy: Holy Master Mavis! I am!

Negativity: Haha!

Natsu: What are you laughing at, stupid girl.

Negativity: *Offended gasp* Natsu, I AM HURT!

Natsu: Yeah, yeah.

Laxus: I'm leaving, seeing as this is pointless.

Cobra: Same.

Negativity: Hold it, after we say our good byes.

Grumpy dudes: Fine.

Negativity: Yay!

Everyone: Bye and see you next chapter!!

Negativity: Bye~!