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mia: hello love
harry: hi hi hi i miss you
mia: clingy
mia: you've only been gone for 30 minutes
mia: i just texted to ask if you can pick up egg rolls
harry: hurtful
mia: sweg
mia: are you there yet?
harry: no
harry: i saw this sign that said "male strippers wanted"
harry: so now im here
mia: ffs get mY EGGROLLS
harry: ok damn
harry: geezus
harry: take a chill pill
harry: refrigerate
harry: drop the temperature
mia: shut up harry
harry: yes mom
harry: they are out of eggrolls
mia: wtf
mia: then tell them to make more
harry: tried
mia: urghrgrurhgrhr fml
harry: aw
harry: dont fúck your life
harry: fúck me
harry: you'll feel better
mia: omg
mia: you're lucky i love you
harry: wait is thaT A YES ASDFGHJKL
mia: no you cheeky one
mia: just come home
mia: fuck the eggrolls
mia: i miss you too
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Fanfictionin which a girl who loves egg-rolls has the most afflictive birthday of her life. ©winniethel0u