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mia: harry
mia: harry
mia: harry
mia: harry
mia: harry
mia: im pregnant
harry: wHAT
harry: I USED A CONDOM?¿?
harry: IM ONLY 20
harry: BOY OR GIRL?
harry: NAME IT HARRY JR
harry: IM A DAD
mia: omfg no im kidding
mia: 'harry jr' lmao you wish pretty boy
harry: rude
mia: rude spelt backwards is edur which means boss ass bitch in a language i just made up
mia: #bo$$
mia: every day is payday
mia: swipe my card then i do the nae nae
harry: ew fifth harmony
harry: hannah montana is bae your opinion is invalid
mia: pls never say bae again thx
harry: hater
mia: are you still waiting for your sister at the park
harry: yeah
mia: tell her i said hi
harry: ok
mia: ok
harry: ok
mia: ok
harry: ok
mia: ok
harry: ok
mia: you awkward fúck
harry: only for you :*
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