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harry: are u excited
harry: u know you are
harry: your anxious
harry: you want to know where im taking you later
harry: i can feel it
mia: jfc i cant read my smut in peace??
harry: wHAT
harry: SMUT??
mia: yea
mia: 50 shades of gray
mia: carter bought it for me, she said since i wont be getting any birthday sex from you then i could at least imagine it.
harry: you know...
harry: if you wanted birthday sex.. -wiggles eyebrows-
harry: you couldve -shaves leg-
harry: just asked ;) -strokes freshly shaved leg-
mia: HAHAHAHAH no
mia: she just suggested it
mia: and i dnt feel like it
harry: but you're reading smut?!?!
harry: how could you not be horny at least??
mia: jesus
mia: im not horny
mia: YOU are horny
harry: well no shit
harry: i want you
mia: y u all up in my pussi boi???
mia: MR. GREY PENETRATE ME
mia: OMFG
mia: AHH THE SEX
mia: FÚCK
harry: omf you need god
mia: where can i buy some holy water
harry: i think jesus sells them for $5
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the chapters are intended to be short btw
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Fanfictionin which a girl who loves egg-rolls has the most afflictive birthday of her life. ©winniethel0u