Optimus: HO! HO! HO!
Ratchet: *not impressed face*
Ratchet: Optimus, get off of the roof, your gonna hurt yourself
Optimus: NO! HO! HO!
Ratchet: Okay, who gave him the high grade?
Bulkhead: *looks around guiltily while whistling*
Ratchet: Why in primus' name would you do that?!?
Bulkhead: I didn't give it to him! He just took it!
Ratchet: *Thinking* makes sense
Arcee: How long have you know Optimus?
Ratchet: A very long time
Optimus: *listening in on conversation*
Optimus: *shoots Ratchet with christmas light gun*
Ratchet: *gets wrapped in christmas lights and growls*
Optimus: *is fearful*
Ratchet: *breaks out of lights and starts chasing Optimus*
Optimus: *is running for life*
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Random Scrap That I Think Of In The Middle Of The Night
同人小说A delightful collection of Spoofs, Bloopers, and the bots reacting to ships. I hope you find this as funny as I do. This story has suggestive content, cybertronian swearing. You have been warned. Update will come later today.
