Alpha Trion: Orion you must retrieve the matrix in order to become a prime
Orion: *takes shaky breath and walks to where the matrix is*
Everyone Except Alpha Trion: *Le Gasp* *Bright light envelopes Orion to the point of not being visible*
3rd: orion is now optimus and is super bigger and prettier
Ratchet: *whistles* gosh
Optimus: Soooo.....
Optimus: How do I look?
Alpha Trion: *face palms*
Ratchet: Very nice Orion
Optimus: I think I should have a new designation, don't ya think?
Alpha Trion: *considering throwing himself off the edge of the well while ignoring them talk*
Optimus: Alpha Trion, what do you think of the name Optimus Prime?
Alpha Trion: It's lovely
Ratchet and Optimus: Yay!
Optimus: *gets all serious and proud* How do I look?
Ratchet: Very pretty, we should talk later
Alpha Trion: *gets extremely uncomfortable* We should be going
Alpha Trion: *disappears*
Ratchet: Hmm....
Optimus: So when can we hang out?
Ratchet: later tonight
Alpha Trion: *reappears* WhY iS iT tHaT tHe FirSt ThInG yOu ThInK oF wHeN bEcOmInG a PrIme Is SlEePiNg WiTh YoUr MeDiC fRiEnD!?!
Optimus: It's fun
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Random Scrap That I Think Of In The Middle Of The Night
FanfictionA delightful collection of Spoofs, Bloopers, and the bots reacting to ships. I hope you find this as funny as I do. This story has suggestive content, cybertronian swearing. You have been warned. Update will come later today.
