Rick and Morty and Y/n! (Rick and Morty x Reader)

Chapter 13

This shit may be short, I just wanted ya'll to have something to read as I get the next chapter ready. But trust. The next chapter will be longer. Next chapter may be this weekend or next week.

Enjoy.

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Y/n stared at Morty as if he were crazy.

¨What? Are you crazy? You want us to approach the damn intergalactic federation..?” She asked slowly. Morty looked away from the window then at Y/n.

¨Well yes. This might sound stupid, but it's actually a great idea!” Morty said.He unlocked the door on his side before opening the door. Y/n gaped at Morty before cursing under her breath and slipping out of the car. She glanced over her shoulder to see if GiBO and the others were behind them. Only to see nothing but the road.

¨Y/n..come on.” Morty grabbed Y/n´s wrist and pulled her with him as he walked closer to the creature. Grasshopper type creature...awfully tall.

¨Um. Hi! Hello!” Morty´s cracking voice piped up. The grasshopper like creature quickly turned around. Pointing the gun like weapon at the two. Y/n and Morty´s hands flew up.

¨We´re not here to harm you! We just--we just need help.” Morty said frantically said. The creature looked at the two.

¨You two are from C--¨

¨Yeah, C-137. Yes. Look. We need help sir.¨ Y/n could only take a few steps. Before the creature reached into their pocket and pulled out their taser. Aiming it right at Y/n and striking her right in her heart.

Y/n passed out.

And that was all she remembered.

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¨Y/n...Y/n….Y/n! Wake up!” Y/n heard a voice shout at her. She jolted up with her eyes closed before grunting. She opened her eyes slowly. Only to be met with a blurry form. She sighed and placed her hand on her forehead.

¨...what happened?” She mumbled. Once the blurriness subsided. Morty placed a hand on Y/n's forehead.

¨You should know the first rule to the intergalactic federation. Never walk up to them when their aiming a damn gun at you, Y/n.¨ Morty scoffed. The girl only stared at him before nodding slowly.

She noticed they were back in the car.

¨How did we get back in here?¨ She asked. Adjusting herself to sit straight.

¨Well. Once you passed out. I spoke to the officer. Who. Surprisingly didn't try to kill me. I made a deal with him and the entire government at that.¨ Morty explained. This made Y/n furrow her eyebrows.

¨...What was the deal?” Morty stared at her for a moment with a blank expression.

¨Well...¨ He started.

¨Seeing the world. Is. literally ending. Rick isn´t the first thing to hunt down on their list at the moment. They´re making sure various planets and what not are safe..I made a deal saying if they help us out. You know as for a little back up. I'll make sure Rick doesn't do dumb shit. And they won't throw him in that damn jail cell.¨ Morty explained. Y/n squinted her eyes as she grunted.

¨...That..is a smart..yet stupid idea, Morty! I get knocked out for. I don't kno-¨

¨3 hours.¨

¨3 hours! And you made a bargain with the damn alien government?!¨

¨Uh...yes.¨

Y/n placed her hand on her forehead and sighed. ¨Okay...we need to head back to earth..come on..¨

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It took a few tries for Y/n to get to the right universe. The two walked through the portal as Morty held his arm that Y/n punched. He made a small insult which made her punch him.

The two looked around the area with mixed emotions. The city was empty. Like a post apocalyptic area.

¨Damn..it's empty here...¨ Y/n mumbled. Morty nodded before he started walking. Y/n trailed behind him. Fixing the gloves on her hand.

¨Okay. We have to take this street down. And w-¨

¨Where the hell have you two been?” Morty and Y/n turned around to a gruff voice they both knew.

Rick.

¨RICK!” The two shouted in excitement. Damn near mauling the male in a hug. Rick grunted as the two held onto his lanky form.

¨Okay! Okay! Damn.” Rick grunted. The two pulled away and looked up at him.

¨WE ALMOST DIED! THIS PERSON WAS CHASING US!¨

¨Y/N GOT TASERED!¨

The two shouted over each other, trying to tell Rick various things that happened in such short amount of time. But one that he really heard was; ¨MORTY MADE A DEAL WITH THE INTERGALACTIC FEDERATION!”

Rick furrowed his eyebrows before looking at Morty. Morty quickly held a fearful expression.

¨uH-¨

¨You did what?!¨

¨I´m SORRY!¨

¨No, Rick! Actually thinking about it. It's actually a good idea.¨ Y/n said. Putting an arm between the two incase Rick lashed out.

¨Fuck a ´good idea´ those fucks are not going to keep a deal.¨ Rick started.

¨Rick.¨ Y/n said. Her voice was gave off a warning. Rick sighed before crossing his arms.

¨There.¨ Y/n didn't even notice Morty picking over her shoulder sticking his tongue out at Rick. Rick only rolled his eyes. Y/n looked between the two. Morty quickly straightened his face when Y/n looked at him. She then looked back at Rick.

¨Alright..alright..¨ Rick mumbled. Lowering his hands.

¨Now...we have other problems on our hands. Another group of...well.. us.¨ Y/n motioned her, Rick and Morty with her index finger.

¨They were the ones who took your portal gun...they damn near killed us. But luckily we got away.¨ She explained. Rick grunted.

¨What did they look like?¨ He asked. Y/n thought for a moment. ¨Well..I don't exactly remember. But. I know they didn't look so nice.¨ She said.

Morty nodded. Yet he still stood behind Y/n. He felt Rick would kick his ass if Y/n walked off.

¨Your memory fucking sucks. We´ll figure it out. To the garage!” Rick placed his hands under Y/n´s armpits and lifted her up.

¨WHAT?! NO!¨ She shouted as she kicked her legs. Rick only ignored her as he walked down the sidewalk. Morty trailing behind.

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Y/n was seated in the chair roughly. Rick straightened Y/n´s head. Mort was seated in a chair next to Y/n as well.

¨You know. I don't think this is necessary.” Y/n mumbled as she fiddled with her hands nervously. Usually using Rick´s inventions usually ended with her getting injured..

Like that one time Y/n used this gun that shot out bubbles. But really it shot out bubbles...that felt like rocks.

And that one time he wanted her to drink this fluid that turned her right eye blue for about a week.

So many things gone wrong, But she wouldn't lie they were all fun.

¨Don´t worry sweetie. I shouldn't hurt. Right dad?” Beth asked her father. Rick only shrugged.

¨I dunno. Haven't used it before.¨

¨WAIT!¨

¨wHAt?!¨ Both Morty and Y/n shouted. But before they could get up. Everything went black.