Uterus- dude dude.
Me- argh what time is it i wan-
Uterus- *screams*
Me- what the no why not wait til morn-
Uterus- *screams louder*
Me- cmon dude i'm tired
Uterus- now cry with me
Me- why do you do this *sobs* to me i just wanna *sniffs* do well and have a good life and beauty sleep when all i have *sobs again* is you ripping me out from the inside what did i ever do i just *snorts* want to go back to sleep
Uterus- (that's right child)
Me- don't think that i won't *chokes slightly* knock myslef out with painkillers
i will take you down with me
Uterus- *screams and screams and screams*
Me- *screams and screams and screams *
YOU ARE READING
Adventures With My Uterus
Teen FictionSo keep in mind that this isn't true, just a fun story :)) ^rereading this they are actually all true wow
