HOW TO: Murder tips master post

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I don't condone murdering. This is purely for reference while writing these fictional stories. If anyone is concerned, these have been on blogs written by chemistry majors, forensic criminologists and forensic chemists. Information is accurate but don't test them out.

Prevention fo suspicion:

- if you're a male wear perfume, if female wear cologne.

- could also wear heels if male

- crossdressing

- heavy makeup/contour

- kill someone you don't know. Having relations with the victim makes you more of a suspect.

Prevention of evidence:

- gloves will absorb oils from fingers and start to leave finger prints after about 15 minutes. Keep a fresh supply of late gloves on hand

- paint your fingertips with clear nail polish

Disposal of evidence:

- after wiping for fingerprints, take the victims hands and wipe them around, place them on cups and other everyday items, no fingerprints will look suspicious.

- wrap your lives in plastic before using them. This will allow for no evidence on the knife. 

Killing/torture techniques:

- instead of injecting poison through a syringe, fill with air and inject it between the toes. It will mimic a heart attack so no one will suspect it. 

- if you kill a man on an unregistered boat in international waters and then dump the body overboard they can't trace it back to any one legal system and you can't be prosecuted.

- bleach and urine mixed together make a fume that is toxic upon inhalation.

- plastic knives can be sharpened, stabbed into the body and then twisted to shatter the knife. this is effective in causing immense amounts of pain.

- when killing by stabbing, make sure you remove the knife. It will allow the victim to bleed to death.

- three crushed cherry pits in their food or drink will be equivalent to a lethal dose of arsenic for two adult men.

- stab below the neck near the spinal bone, it will break the bone and permanently paralyse them while minimising blood loss. 

- piano wire works well slitting throats and then you can just place it back inside the piano.

Disposal of the body:

- satellites look for holes 6-10 feet wide so bury the body vertically.

- bury body 6-10 feet under dead dog, police dogs will find the dog and police will take it as a false alarm.

- mixing body fluids with bleach and letting them soak will rid the blood and whatnot of the death smell.

- dispose of body in septic tank - the acidic properties and equipment will take care of the body for you. 

- if you have the means to dispose of the body overtime, one could cut the body up into small pieces and from there the body could be disposed across the and, miles apart. Fresh graves could be another alternative.

- Grind pieces of fish chum, and let the fishies take care of it, as an added bonus you might catch something.

- literally just bury the body in a cemetery, preferably a fresh grave.

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