The Problems With Being Gay At 13

Ch.11 -Spiderman Costumes *face palm*-

October 31st, 2012

Oh, how I embarrassed myself tonight. The one night of the year where I don’t have to be myself and I screw it up by being myself. First Mom got me a dumbass Spiderman costume for Halloween even though I told her I wasn’t going to dress up and I was too old for that, she decided to buy it for me anyway like she does all the time. I can see it now, Demetrius laughing his ass off at me. That would be so embarrassing. Anyway so of course knowing the Henderson’s they came knocking on the door when Mom had me taking fucking pictures in the costume so I had to fucking answer the door like that. When I answered the door Demetrius was there- of course- dressed as a knight. My knight…

Surprisingly he didn’t laugh but he did have a unfamiliar grin on his face when he looked me up and down.

“So…Spiderman—“

“Don’t. Mom got this for me.”

“Alright. So where’s my candy?” he smiled. Of course he was here for the candy.

“IN my room.”

“Why?”

“I was planning on staying home and friggin watch horror movies all night.”

“Mhm…sounds fun but first I need my candy. I’ll be back later.”

So he left and I went back to my room to set up. This was the perfect opportunity to be with Demetrius alone…YEAH RIGHT!! Being myself I actually thought things were going to be normal for once of course I was wrong because Ariel came busting in my room. She was wearing a very inappropriate Halloween costume.

“Tyler, do you like my outfit? At first I thought of being a naughty nurse but then I decided on sexy bunny.”

“UH…Ariel I—“

“Don’t say a word my Spiderman. Your Mary-Jane is here, besides we’re going to a party tonight.”

“A party?”

“Yes, love, we’re going to a party. Amy’s having one and I’m dragging you along.”

“But what about Demetrius? We’re supposed to be hanging out tonight.”

“Honey, I’m way more fun than Demetrius. C’mon you sexy beast we have to go now.”

I had no other choice than to go with her. When we got to the party everybody had awesome costumes on and girls had less clothes on than usual. Then I’m dressed like friggin Spiderman. Where’s my knight in shining armor when you need him? So naturally Ariel took me to the dance floor before I could say anything and started dirty dancing on me. I got out of there as fast as I could before she started to grind on my leg. Trying to get out of there was hard because friggin everybody was in the way so I gave up. I went into the kitchen and got some punch. Not knowing at the time I didn’t know drinking the punch would make me act crazy I drunk it. My advice is DON’T DRINK THE FUCKING PUNCH!!! Not too long later I was stripping on the table giving all of the girls a free show. I was intoxicated at the time so I didn’t know what I was doing but I know one thing, I would make all those girls pay for what they saw. Anyway, at some point I was also dirty dancing with Ariel that was until Demetrius came. He managed to pry Ariel off of me and get me off of the table. I only know most of this information because Ariel and Demetrius told me what happened when I woke up from my unconscious state. So embarrassing, especially since Demetrius saw me with Ariel. Not the most fun thing thinking about. Now I’m at home watching movies with Demetrius and (sigh) Ariel and furiously writing in my diary. I’m sitting in the middle of them. Oh my friends, how I love being in the middle of this sibling war. Fortunately they didn’t officially make this a war. Only if I wasn’t this attractive. J