Stupid pick-up lines

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Charlie -
"Excuse me, but do those smiles come with kisses?"

Vaggie -
"Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you."

Angel Dust -
"If you were a baker I'd fill your buns with cream."

Alastor -
"If I had a star for everytime you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy."

Husk -
"Do your lips taste as good as they look?"

Cherri Bomb -
"Are your parents terrorists? Because you are the bomb!"

Niffty -
"Are you a camara? Because everytime I look at you I smile!"

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