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Daniel: Imagine of someone handed you a box full of all the items you've lost through out your lifetime.
Stephen: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Shaira: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 15 years!
Annabelle: I knew i lost that potential somewhere!
OG Jay: Mental stability my old friend!
Daniel: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
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Stephen: How much time did you spend on this, hmm?
Stephen: Irrelevant. I would spend any amount of time to properly shame you.
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Hosuh: That's ridiculous. Stephen doesn't have a crush on me.
Daniel: Yes he does.
Annabelle: Yes he does.
OG Jay: Yes he does.
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Daniel [Getting home]: Hello people Who do not live here.
Stephen: Hey!
Hosuh: Hi.
Daniel: I gave you the key for emergencies.
Hosuh: We were out of doritos.
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Daniel: Don't you think that this is crazy?
Hosuh: What?
Daniel: My heart is beating so fast right now.
Hosuh [Blushes]: Why?
Daniel: Theres a cockroach near your feet.
Hosuh: *Jumps to mid-air*
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Daniel: Fist me.
Stephen: I- what the fuck?
Daniel: *Holds out fist for a fist bump*
Stephen: Right. That's what you- right okay Jesus fucking chr-
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Stephen: *Kisses Daniel on the cheek*
Daniel: Stephen we agreed no PDA in front of the children! *Points at Hosuh*
Hosuh [Internally]: Patience yields focus patience yields focus patience yields fo-
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Annabelle: Hey, where are Hosuh and Stephen?
Daniel: Going to the pool.
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FanfictionThis book consists of 750 Incorrect Quotes in total. Some are sent in by readers, some are found on tumblr or other places, and some are made up. This book does contain swearing, sexual jokes, shipping and some other stuff not every child should hea...