DanPlan Inccorect Quotes

Incorrect Quotes 37

So...
I just saw Cats, and I don't know how to feel...

Anyways,here's another chapter.

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Jay: You and Stephen seriousely need to get your shit together. You can't have a conversation without it ending in a war.

Daniel: What? Me and Stephen are real good friends y'know.

Stephen: I would literally kill you for a donut.

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Daniel: Hosuh, you should stop worrying so much.

Hosuh: I- Uh- My doctor said I should worry more.

Hosuh [Thinking]: I'm a good liar.

Daniel: Hosuh you're a terrible liar.

Hosuh [Thinking]: Shit.

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Daniel: I'm just throwing my opinion out here, but-

Stephen: Throw it out the window.

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Interviewer: What's you greatest weakness?

Hosuh: I'm vague.

Interviewer: Can you elaborate?

Hosuh: Yeah.

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Hosuh: The funniest thing I ever said was on April 11 2016 to my dads cat.

Hosuh: A car honked outside, and the cat jumped off the bed.

Hosuh: So I said "Oh crap is your ride here" and laughed at my own joke by myself for 5 minutes straight.

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Daniel [Dramatically]: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.

Hosuh: His name's Jared, he's nineteen.

Jay: When his parents build a very strange machine.

Stephen: Watch that scene dig it the dancing queen!

Everybody but Daniel: AAAAYYY MACARENA!!!

Daniel: ...horrible job everyone.

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Jay: I love this picture of the OG DanPlan gang. We were so happy.

Joe: Wheres Stephen?

Jay: He wasn't a part of it yet. That's why we were so happy.

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Daniel: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.

Hosuh: I got a solid eight minutes.

Hosuh: Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry.

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Hosuh: Why are your back all scratched up?

Stephen: *flashes back to when he chased a racoon after Hosuh told him not to*

Stephen: I'm having an affair.

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Jay: Daniel, do you know why I like Sundays?

Daniel: Because theres no post on Sundays.

Jay: Excactly. No post on Sundays. No blasted letters today.

Stephen: *Runs in and throws letters at Jay's face*

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Stephen: What is this feeling, so sudden and new?

Daniel: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you.

Stephen: My pulse is rushing...

Daniel: My head is reeling...

Stephen: My face is flushing...

Both: Oh, what is this feeling, fervid as a flame? Does it have a name? Yes...

Both: Loathing. Unadulterated loathing.

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Daniel: *Hands Hosuh a bowl of soup*

Half of Daniel's brain: Careful, it's hot.

Other half of Daniel's brain: Here's your soup.

Daniel: Careful, it's soup.

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Hosuh: I love bees. They're very important for the ecosystem, and they're cute and make honey!

A bee: *Buzz*

Hosuh [Shaking and crying]: Please don't hurt me.

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Hosuh: I need you to swear-

Stephen: Fuck.

Hosuh:

Hosuh: I need you to promise.

Stephen: Oh. I promise.

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Daniel: Do you need help?

Hosuh [Stuck on top of a tree]: No, I'm a-ok.

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And here you go-

Huge thanks to demithefandomgirl2 for helping with this chapter!

Alright, adios!

-SackFullOfPotatoes