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Daniel: So what's it like to have Jay back on the team?

Stephen: *Flashback from this morning*

Jay: Kiss my ass Stephen!

Stephen: Suck my dick Jay!

Jay: Ha! Jokes on you, I'm allergic to shrimp!

Stephen: *Tackles Jay*

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Stephen: You should't be using a straw.

Daniel: Yeah, I know it's bad for the environmoent or whatever.

Stephen: No, it's just a weird way to eat a tangerine.

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Daniel: This maze looks pretty dangerous, we should hold hands to stay safe.

Stephen: We're in a fucking Walmart.

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Joe: *Pretends to stretch arms*

Joe: *Puts arms around Hosuh's shoulder*

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Daniel: *Glances at Stephen*

Daniel: *Pretends to be stretching too*

Daniel: *Whacks Stephen in the face, on accident*

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Jay: Can you move? You're blocking the view.

Stephen: I am the view.

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Daniel: That's the Tea.

Daniel: *Sips coffee*

Jay: You are a disgrace.

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Hosuh: Any other conspiracy theories?

Joe [Leaning forward, visually upset]: Yeah, did you know that Gogurt is just yogurt?

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Hosuh: Today I'm gonna teach you how to face your fears. Now the first step to facing your fears is-

Toaster: *Pops*

Hosuh: *Screams*

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Daniel: Hey Stephen.

Stephen: Yeah?

Daniel: Breathe If you love me.

Stephen:

Daniel:

Stephen:

Daniel: Stephen, you're turning blue.

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Daniel: Hosuh, what is love?

Stephen: Hosuh.

Joe: Hosuh.

Hosuh: U-um... A feeling-

Jay: Ew feelings, I wish I didn't have those disgusting things.

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Stephen: There are many ways to live Daniel.

Also Stephen: You don't.

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[Texting]

Stephen: Shit.

Stephen: It's very quiet here.

Stephen: Someones knocking on the door.

Jay: THAT'S DEATH WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?

Stephen [Sings]: LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO!

Stephen [Opens door]: LOVE ME LI-

Daniel: Hey Stephen.

Stephen: *Slams door*

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Daniel: Stephen! Stephen! Look at what I made!

Daniel: *Proudly shows off project*

Stephen: A mess.

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Daniel: Some people are like:

Stephen [Sneezes]: I'm DYING!!

Daniel: And some are:

Jay [Coughs up blood]: I'm okay-

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Stephen: *Wearing a creepy Ronald McDonald mask and holding a bloddy knife*

Daniel: What are you doing..?

Stephen: Time to McFuck up some sleep schedules.

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