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JENNIE'S PHONE
conversation with lisa

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narcissistic lesbian
a good percentage of our conversation
is me courting you

ME
and what about it?

narcissistic lesbian
crazy idea but hear me out,,,
narcissistic lesbian
what if you court ME for a change?

ME
no

narcissistic lesbian
it'll be hypothetical
narcissistic lesbian
you just have to PRETEND to like me
winkwink

ME
lisa

narcissistic lesbian
am i that unlikeable jennie?
narcissistic lesbian
i'll stop being flirty if you want,
just please actually make me feel like
you WANT to talk to me for ONCE

ME
dude are u ok???
ME
i think i need to remind u that we didnt
even know of each other's existence
until a week ago, dont start acting like
i suddenly owe you something.

narcissistic lesbian
that hurt fr

ME
i'm sorry, i didnt mean for it to come
out like that lmao

narcissistic lesbian
no its fine
narcissistic lesbian
ur actually right lol

ME
i AM right
ME
but you seem upset, im really sorry

narcissistic lesbian
i guess i do have a weird habit of
going too fast huh

ME
yea you do

narcissistic lesbian
lmao u actually suck at this jennie
narcissistic lesbian
you were supposed to go "oh lisa, my
FAVORITE lesbian, i dont think u
have a weird habit of going too fast. ur
doing just fine"

ME
would that make u feel better?

narcissistic lesbian
yes, a lot better

ME
oh lisa, i dont think u have a weird habit
of going too fast. ur doing just fine

narcissistic lesbian
ur missing somethign

ME
purposely.

narcissistic lesbian
wheres the 'FAVORITE lesbian' part :(

ME
fine, alright
ME
oh lisa, my favorite lesbian, i dont
think u have a weird habit of going
too fast. ur doing just fine.
ME
happy?

narcissistic lesbian
capitalize the 'favorite'

ME
are u fucking kidding me

narcissistic lesbian
language, babe

ME
thats all ur gonna get lisa
ME
and please dont start calling me that

narcissistic lesbian
you know, im not forcing you to talk to me
or anything. if you really dont like me u can stop texting back at any time, i promise not to take any offense. at least then i wont be given hope that one day u might actually like my company. but its okay, i guess im just a waste of time to you.
narcissistic lesbian
this sucks bc i genuinely just wanted
a friend. :(

ME
are you seriously guilt tripping me into
this

narcissistic lesbian
yes that's exactly what im doing
narcissistic lesbian
is it working

ME
yes.
ME
oh lisa, my FAVORITE lesbian, i dont
think u have a weird habit of going too
fast. ur doing just fine

narcissistic lesbian
oh stop it you :))
narcissistic lesbian
im very flattered :*

ME
why do i put up with this

narcissistic lesbian
becayse u love me

ME
i really dont

narcissistic lesbian
what did i say about denying your
love for me???

ME
nothing?

narcissistic lesbian
i said that theres a law and u could go to jail

ME
i thought that was about me declining
ur dates

narcissistic lesbian
well now it applies to everything
narcissistic lesbian
oh and babebabe bABE babe BABE BABE :)

ME
u might just be the most annoying person
in existence

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