catfish | jenlisa

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JENNIE'S PHONE
conversation with lisa

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lesbian baby murderer
sorry i had to go so soon :(

ME
no biggie lmao

lesbian baby murderer
ur voice is rly nice btw

ME
haha

lesbian baby murderer
...you REALLY need to practice
saying thank you 🤧
lesbian baby murderer
oh yea what were u going to say to me?

ME
thank you :)
ME
what?

lesbian baby murderer
when i put u on hold. u were about to
say something

ME
oh
ME
its nothing lol

lesbian baby murderer
SPILL

ME
i kinda forgot

lesbian baby murderer
have u been inhaling pee lately

ME
i-
ME
what??

lesbian baby murderer
they say doing that makes u lose brain cells
& makes u rly forgetful

ME
i dont think thats true

lesbian baby murderer
i swear it is. go search it up
lesbian baby murderer
its something about the pee fumes

ME
...so u think im getting symptoms of
pee inhalation???

lesbian baby murderer
possibly.
lesbian baby murderer
try to avoid that pls. i really dont want
my favorite text mate to lose brain cells

ME
who
ME
who the fuck would INHALE pee??

lesbian baby murderer
you apparently

ME
now thats just insulting

lesbian baby murderer
no its not. the sooner you stop inhaling
pee the better

ME
BUT IM NOT ????WHAT AER YOU
TALKING AVOUT

lesbian baby murderer
jennie...
lesbian baby murderer
im not judging you. sometimes we just
have unhealthy habits

ME
just when i thought i was warming up to you
ME
you accuse me of inhaling pee :/

lesbian baby murderer
is it bad that i care about ur health??

ME
i can assure you im perfectly healthy lisa

lesbian baby murderer
u are now 'pee inhaler' on my phone

ME
CHANGE IT BACK OR UR NEVER GOIGN
TO HEAR FROM ME AGAIN

lesbian baby murderer
oh so you liked 'jenniear far wherever
you are' better?
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