catfish | jenlisa

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JENNIE'S PHONE
conversation with lisa

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so thats why i stopped eating cabbage
read 10:32 pm

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jennie?
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i know u read my text
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what happened??
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JENNIE??
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SIR KIM JONG UN
read 10:37 pm

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DID U DIE
read 10:59 pm

ME
hey
ME
sry my friend took my phone

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i was about to call 911

ME
dont be stupid i left u for like 30 mins

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i was worried :(
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so why did ur friend take ur phone

ME
idk. she invited me to a stupid party tho

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& what did u say

ME
i accepted
ME
but only bc she guilt tripped me into it

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so u said yes to her BUT NOT ME???

ME
i mean??? shes my friend???

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SO AM I

ME
shes been around way longer than u

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a philosopher once said: "time is a
social construct"

ME
stop using that against me

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aND DIDNT YOU SAY U SPRAINED UR
ANKLE

ME
its better now

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WHAT ABOUT YOUR PHOBIA
OF WHEELS
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IS THIS FRIENDSHIP JUST BUILT
ON LIES

ME
if u only knew

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what?

ME
nothing
ME
i just didnt want to go to ur party lol

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lisa is hurt :(

ME
jennie is sorry

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lisa thinks jennie's apology isnt genuine

ME
jennie cant do anything abt that

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lisa thinks jennie should call her

ME
jennie is going to sleep

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but what about lisa :(

ME
lisa's fine, shes a big girl now

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oh well :(
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goodnight angel
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sleep well! <3

ME
ok satan

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