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🍓old pedo hag

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🍓old pedo hag.

GUYS GJSJCJJ FUCKDJCJ

i'm not GUYS but i'm one person

ops i'm so sorry
i should really check who i'm texting before i send a message

it's ok
did something happen

hmmm idk if i should tel you 👀

BTDBDJ
i mean if it's a personal matter
i understand but like if it's like
headassery you best better be telling me

BSHCHSJC HEADASSERYFNDNCN
okay well since you're being nice ill
tell you 🥳🥳🥳
okay well so like a few days ago i saw this super cute dude
i think his name starts with lee
lee something idk lNFJFNJ
and like i've been telling my friends he's super cute and he just looks hJHFNNDF JUST SO AMAZING HES SO HOT AND CUTE OOPS
and we call him like hot lee dude or hot dude lee know
LEE KNOW BECAUSE WE DONT KNOW HIS FUCKING NAME CHSJCJDJ STUPId i KNOW
SO LIKE YK HOW I GOT MY PHONE TAKEN AWAY DURING CLASS BC I WAS TALKING TO YOUR UGLY PEDO ASS

BRO THATCJDJ I
FUCKING SAID IM LITERALLY
TWO YESRS
yk wht nevermind
keep going before i actually decide
on leaving

BSHHDJC IM SORRY
ANYWAYS
yeah so i was walking back to that class right
and then i turn the corner
and i fucking BUMP INTO THAT HOT LEE DUDE AND I
I JUSYDJDKCJ I MALFUNCTIONED
HIS VOICE WAS SO FUCKING SWEET THAT SHIT DRIPPED WITH LITERAL H O NE Y
IM SO FUCKIGN WHIPEPDPD
HE WAS LIKE "OMG ARE YOU OK" AND HE HELPED ME UP AND I DIDNT SAY ANHTBING I JUSY NOddeD MY HEAD
AN D HE GAVE ME THE SOFTEST FUCKING SMILE EVER AND MY HEART JUST FUCKING DI E D
IM LOWKY BOUTA GET MY PHONE TAKEN AWAY EVeRYDAY NOW TO GET TO BE ABLE TO SEE HIM AGAINDFJDJ

wow
ew you sound like a high school girl ewww
how old is he anywyas

idkk like
he looked like a junior he looks so fucking PRETTY
idk he's
he's so cute

oop
so i wouldn't know him

bc you're irrelevant 👹

DUDE SHUT THEUCKVHDKCN
YOU KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO LEAVE

BAHAHA OKAY FINE WITH ME
IM FNNA TELL ALL MY FRIENDS ABOIT THIS

you have friends??
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