There were 2 men in a small pit. There was a boulder rolling at them.
Man 1: Duck! Quick, a boulder is coming!!!
Man 2: But I don't know any duck moves. How do you duck?
Man 1: Look at me.
Man 1 ducked and put his hand on his head.
Man 2: That does not look like a duck. I think this is how you duck:
Man 2 put his hands on his hips, flapped his elbows, and started to quack like a duck.
Man 1: JUST DO WHAT I'M DOING OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!!!
Man 2: why do I have to do th...
SQQQQIIIIISHHH!!!!!!
Man 2 died.
