One day a kid was taking a bath.
A policeman came and said, "You forgot to put shampoo on your head."
"How do you know?" Asked the kid.
"Because I just do," said the police.
"Then are you ready to be roasted?" Asked the kid.
"Well, if you cook, bake, boil, or roast me, I will send you to jail," said the police.
"HAHA," said the kid, "I actually put shampoo on my head a few minutes ago. Plus, why did you come into my bathtub when I'm taking a bath, look, your all wet!"
Policeman: O.o x.x
Kid: :) ;p
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