So, I was scrolling down the good ole Tumblr and read a post that was talking about how there should be a book that has someone ask somebody how long they've been a vampire, then the person's like, "for like a few hours actually"
Then I decided...
I want to make a really fucking stupid Vampire Book.
Like...
Hella dumb.
So Yeah...
Here it is yo...
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/24890540-288-k789579.jpg)
YOU ARE READING
Lame (BWWM)
Humor"I like booty and video games. Not blood and biting... Unless it has to do with my dick."