"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids"
Lmao this book isn't meant to offend anyone, it is just for comedy and funny purposes to cheer u up or to make u laugh. Enjoy.
Handsomeface hey I just wanted to remind my sons how much of an asshole each of you are :).
Iliveunderarock thanks mum I feel honoured.
Handsomeface now I will say opinions for each of you.
Handsome Hoseok, you are a complete idiot who is way too extra for his existence and you have a unhealthy foot fetish obsession.
Horseface thanks mum. love you to 😐.
Handsomeface Jimin...
Gotdemjams plan my funeral.
Jeoncena will do ✌🏻
Gotdemjams -_-
Handsomeface Jimin, you are too short to be my favourite but you are to chubby and fat and you can be so annoying and your laugh is too loud.
Gotdemjams >:( you made my self esteem low.
Iliveunderarock HAHAHAHAHAHA JIMIN.
Gotdemjams shut up you rusty rock.
Handsomeface Yoongi your too much of a pussy and your scared of everything and you sleep too much. Grow up.
Iliveunderarock i hate you.
Handsomeface excuse me.
Iliveunderarock .....
Rapemonster honey why are you being so mean!?
Jeoncena *gags*
Handsomeface
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Handsomeface darling don't interrupt I'm giving everyone a positive speech.
Rapemonster you call that positive psh.
Handsomeface ok then I'm going to give you my positive speech about you now.
Handsomeface Namjoon, my husband... I love you but you have a creepy obsession with porn and your dick is becoming too saggy. You also have a creepy obsession with children.
Taethegae wow pedo daddy.
Rapemonster STFU. Jin if you think that about me then we might need to divorce.
Handsomeface why I gave you a positive speech.
Gotdemjams do you even know what positive means.
Handsomeface yeh it's when you say hurtful things to someone
Iliveunderarock someone tell him pls.
Gotdemjams I'm not even gonna bother anymore.
Handsomeface ANYGAY! Taehyung, your too gay for my liking but your my son unfortunately. Your hair looks like a bowl with rat hair in it and your just well.... you weren't planned.
Taethegae I suddenly just got depression.
Horseface bruh you don't get depression just like that.
Handsomeface JUNGCOCKADOODLEDOO, your just a baby so I can't say shit to you.
Jeoncena YES
Gotdemjams that's sexist.
Iliveunderarock LMAO HOW?
Handsomeface Jimin you ugly frog face, sexist is when you take side of another gender. e.g "girls can't play soccer as well as boys."
Rapemonster and you say I have an IQ 148.
Rapemonster changed their name to 'sexybrain69'
Jeoncena why do you always make up names that don't relate to your personal self.
sexybrain69 wdym? My brain is sexy as fuckkkkkk lit lit lit.
Taethegae your inner gay is coming back out Namjoon.
sexybrain69 bruh u actually can't say shit when your the gayest of all of us. You always talk about how you want to fuck Shawn Mendes.
Horseface Shawn is dating Camilla anyway. He's a straight b o i.
Taethegae
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Gotdemjams literally my two moods.
Iliveunderarock that's coz that's you in the picture dumb fuck.
Gotdemjams oh I didn't realise.
sexybrain69 how do u not recognise your own appearance?
Gotdemjams what does appearance mean?
Handsomeface someone get this guy a tutor I-
Iliveunderarock goodnight.
sexybrain69 .... goodnight?
Taethegae I'm gonna go make myself salad bye!
Gotdemjams bye everyone!
Handsomeface bye assholes I hate you!
Iliveunderarock love you to.
a/n wow I actually updated two days in a row. what a surprise.
