EatJin we're going to the zoo lazy fuckers pack your bags
Lazydipshit no
EatJin don't test me bitch.
EatJin we are going that's final
Lazydipshit get me food and I'll cumbersome
Lazydipshit come*
EatJin okay as long as I can get your lazy ass off your dirty bed.
Lazydipshit it's not dirty as yours.
Lazydipshit yours probably has cum stains from sleeping with Namjoon.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT Yoongi I love you
Lazydipshit woah what.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT oh wait that came out wrong.
Lazydipshit oh :(
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT I meant I love you as in you roasted Jin
Yeetusfetusdeletus bet 1 million bucks Yoongi hoped Jimin actually loved him bc everyone hates him lol.
Lazydipshit you can't say shit bc your gay and no one likes gays.
Yeetusfetusdeletus is that homosexual?
Junglemyballs what?
Yeetusfetusdeletus Wait I mean homosexist.
Yeetusfetusdeletus or just sexist.
EatJin stop talking about your sexuality you have your whole life to figure that shit out and let's go to the fucking zoo bc I wanna see the animals.
Nampubes Jin I honestly wouldn't be surprised if I went to the zoo and saw you amongst one of the animal habitats.
EatJin okay then.
EatJin get in the fucking car everyone or I'll run you over without hesitation
toesrgudd69 I'm calling 911 and making a file for sexual offence
Junglemyballs how is running someone over sexual assault 💀
toesrgudd69 oh I'm a retard.
Nampubes we know
EatJin LAZY FUCKERS GET IN THE FART
EatJin car*
At the zoo.
Yeetusfetusdeletus I see turtles.
Nampubes save the turtlesskskskskkss
Yeetusfetusdeletus get help VSCO loser.
Nampubes jump in the lion habitat bitch.
Lazydipshit where are you guys.
toesrgudd69 we are in the ocean habitat looking at turtles and Namjoon is being a VSCO girl.
toesrgudd69 he even has sister scrunchies
Lazydipshit EW EW EW EW
Lazydipshit DONT EVER SAY THAT AGAIN MY EARS ARE BLEEDING.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT lovely.
toesrgudd69
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EatJin I SEE PEN GUCCI
EatJin penguins*
Yeetusfetusdeletus WHERES THE GUCCI
Lazydipshit has changed Yeetusfetusdeletus name to "GucciGay"
GucciGay I-
Junglemyballs can we go to the safari bit I hate ocean animals.
Nampubes EVEN TURTLES?!
Junglemyballs yes I hope they sniff plastic straws up their alien nostrils.
Nampubes kill yourself.
EatJin wheres yoongi.
Lazydipshit I'm stealing a kids ice cream
EatJin I shouldn't have asked.
EatJin okay lets go to the safari part.
2 minutes later
Junglemyballs these giraffes look like Namjoon and his thicc ass neck.
Nampubes is that a compliment?
Junglemyballs idk depends on the way you take it.
EatJin ZEBRAS!
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT jin your really acting like a 4 year old.
EatJin wdym I am
toesrgudd69 I love meerkats can I have one.
Lazydipshit no there feral animals.
toesrgudd69 no there koot.
GucciGay okay while y'all sit and admire giraffes and shit I'll just admire these lions humping each other.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT there both male lions wtf.
Yeetusfetusdeletus ITS JIN AND NAMJOON!
Nampubes fuck
EatJin shit
Nampubes bitch
Lazydipshit Jin get me food now.
EatJin fuck I forgot I promised your diabetic ass some food.
Lazydipshit I don't have diabetes.
EatJin take a joke unless you are the joke.
toesrgudd69 that's a rlly good quote.
toesrgudd69 "take a joke unless you are the joke" Jin 2019
(a/n why do I find that line catchy? And why am I proud of myself?)
EatJin okay lets go home now.
EatJin I'm bored now
Lazydipshit I'm always bored.
EatJin wow never knew that 🙄
Lazydipshit get me ice cream
EatJin k, since I promised you food
EatJin what ice cream do u want?
Lazydipshit vanilla in a cone
EatJin that's so boring.
Lazydipshit with flake sprinkles on top.
EatJin k
And after that they went home the end.
a/n (I could not be bothered writing anymore)
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Fanfiction"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids" Lmao this book isn't meant to offend anyone, it is just for comedy and funny purposes to cheer u up or to make u laugh. Enjoy.
