IDEA FROM: BreezyFdez
comment some more ideas or concepts for my next chapter please! it would really help me out 🥺🥺🥺.
jimin/tae private chat
dimwitkorean jimin I need to tell you something because I trust you.
imnotshort that's a powerful statement u have sir.
dimwitkorean can I trust you though.
imnotshort um sure.
dimwitkorean ok well I'm just going to spill this out.
imnotshort oh god idk if I want to hear it.
dimwitkorean jungkook and I had a one night stand.
imnotshort I FUCKING CHOKED ON MY CHICKEN WING.
imnotshort U WHA?
imnotshort I THOUGHT JUNGKOOK WAS BI?
dimwitkorean are u retarded, bi people like MEN AND FEMALES.
imnotshort oh, okay well that makes more sense.
dimwitkorean what did u think Bi was 😭
imnotshort I thought Bi stood for bumpy intercourse.
dimwitkorean WHAT THE DUEJWIWOWOWP
dimwitkorean who educated you 😭😭😭😭😭😭
imnotshort myself.
dimwitkorean JAJAJA thats worse 💀
dimwitkorean please don't tell anyone though, especially not Jin.
imnotshort ofc I won't wtf, who would want to hear about a fucking one night stand.
dimwitkorean jin would because his horny 26/9.
imnotshort fair point.
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jungkook/hoseok private chat
jungcockiness hoseok
Jungcockiness hoseok
Horseface the fuck u want.
jungcockiness hoseok
jungcockiness oh hello ma'am
Horseface what do you want jungkook.
jungcockiness I need to admit something, can I trust you not to tell Jin or anyone else.
Horseface of course.
jungcockiness tae and i had a one night stand okay bye.
Horseface YOU FUCKING MADE ME THROW MY PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM IN PANIC.
jungcockiness jeez sorry.
Horseface WHAT- WHY- HOW- WHEN? DETAILS?!
jungcockiness it just happened.....
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Fanfiction"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids" Lmao this book isn't meant to offend anyone, it is just for comedy and funny purposes to cheer u up or to make u laugh. Enjoy.
