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BTS Crack FanFic

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

THE STORY IM ABOUT TO TELL IS JUST A JOKE AND IT'S REALLY DUMB...I WROTE THIS ABOUT A YEAR AGO FOR MY FRIENDS WHO ARE THIRSTY FANGIRLS. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. YOU. HAVE. BEEN. WARNED.

Once upon a time, there lived 7 different men. No, not men, fucking little shits who like to ruin people's(mostly ARMY) lives. Anywho, the seven boys names were Seokjin(aka Jin), Yoongi(aka Suga), Namjoon(aka RM), Hoseok(aka j-hope), Jimin(aka Chimmi), Taehyung(aka V), and finally Jungkook(aka Kookie).

Jin~

* Oldest

* Can cook

* Is a mom

* Worldwide handsome

* Face of a fucking god

* Deserves better

Suga~

* Acts all tough but is a soft little shit

* Sleepy grandpa

* When active you better watch the fuck out bcs this man will rap, dance, and sing circles around you

* Hot guy who can play piano

RM~

* Smart little fucker

* The definition of daddy

* Would be the one that if you are at dinner with your parents and you say "daddy can you pass me ______" he would give you it not realizing you are talking to you dad

* Hot and cute at the same time

* Wrecks everything even that p***y and d**k

J-Hope~

* Will destroy you with his dance moves

* BEWARE OF HIS HIPTHRUST

* Is a dom, don't @me

* Ball of fucking sunshine

* Can rap but also sings(listen to spring day)

* Deserves better

* Sprite

* Cutie

Jimin~

* Shy but lowkey freaky

* Seriously this man is a little horny fucker

* Probably gay

* Also a great dancer

* Hits notes higher then stephen hawking IQ

* Fine af

V~

* HAS DESTROYED MY LIFE

* Will go from I'll have her home by 8 to she calls me daddy

* Voice is as smooth as a buttery yeast roll

* Funny/weird/cute/sexy

* Will ruin your life, please stay clear

Jungkook~

* Youngest

* Nice face, nice bod, HAS FUCKING ABS KFKWOJDNE

* Seems cool

* This boy can do anything

* Voice is 10/10

* Rumor has it, his golden abs have blinded people