✓REPUTATION [CHRIS EVANS]¹

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐔𝐅𝐅 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐒

bambi – bubbles
nicole – blossom
diane – buttercup

blossom
YA GIRL IS TURNING
22 TONIGHT!!!!

buttercup
IT FEELS LIKE ONE
OF THOSE NIGHTS

blossom
WE DITCH THE
WHOLE SCENE

bubbles

happy birthday
nikki!! meredith and i
love you so so much
🤧💞💕💝💕💖💞💘

blossom
you're coming to
my party, right??

buttercup
i'll bet you 5 dollars
that bambi stays at home
and binges game of thrones
the entire night

bubbles
DIANE MARIE SUAREZ
HOW DARE YOU

but yeah you're
not wrong 🤗

blossom
ohhhh but bambi you
promised 😔 you haven't
been out of your house
since the whole kanye thing

buttercup
our poor baby bambi doesn't
need no negativity from
one (1) kanye west 🤪

honestly, i love kris jenner
more because she made
each of her talentless
daughters into
multimillionaires

bubbles
sh sh shhhh

we don't hate people who used to be our friends here

i'm just tired

buttercup
tired of sitting on
your awards and money?
sorry but i can't relate 🤷🏻‍♀️

blossom
its not like kim illegally
released a phone call
between you and kanye

buttercup
and even IF you agreed
to be mentioned in the
song, he didn't send
you the lyrics so 🙃

bubbles
thanks guys 😶

blossom
so you'll be at
my party??!!

bubbles
yeah i guess i'll
be there

blossom
YAY YA YAY YAYYYY

buttercup
if that's the case, i
invited like half the
marvel cast
soooOOOooo

bubbles

HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA I'M
STAYING AT HOME

blossom
you and tom are friends

I REPEAT: YOU AND TOM MOTHERFUCKING
HIDDLESTON ARE FRIENDS
AND MATURE AND YOU
ENDED THE RELATIONSHIP
ON GOOD TERMS

bubbles
i know, i know

he's just so sweet and
i feel really guilty
about what i did

tom deserved better than
some blonde chick who
wanted an easy way out
of a doomed relationship

blossom
NO CRYING ON
MY BIRTHDAY

buttercup

YEAH NO CRYING
ON NICOLE'S
BIRTHDAY

blossom
oh stfu, di, you just
HAD to invite your
girlfriend's cast
mates

buttercup
YOU SAID LIZZIE AND
I COULD BRING SOME
FRIENDS??!!

WELL, THE MCU IS
OUR FAMILY 😊

bubbles
brb going to wipe
off my ruined mascara
so i can look awesome at
nicole's party

blossom

bubbles
. . .and then run away
when i see THE kindest
ex i have ever had haHA

buttercup
we spoke too soon 😪