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hubby

hubby:
i have a serious question

fullsun:
fuck what i'm scared now

fullsun:
are you divorcing me?

hubby:
...

fullsun:
SO YOU ARE?

fullsun:
I JUST LOST YOU TO AMNESIA DON'T DO THIS TO ME

hubby:
YEAH AND THEN YOU ELOPED WITH THE DOCTOR AND SENT ME OFF

fullsun:
THAT WAS A JOKE I SWEAR

hubby:
YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE

fullsun:
NO I'M SORRY YOU CAN'T DIVORCE ME 😭

hubby:
but that wasn't even my question

fullsun:
ARE WE DIVORCING OR NOT

hubby:
WHY

hubby:
DO YOU WANT TO SO YOU CAN RUN AWAY WITH THE DOCTOR

fullsun:
NO I NEED TO MENTALLY PREPARE MYSELF I WANT TO STAY WITH YOU HUBBY

hubby:
WELL GUESS WHAT

fullsun:
WHAT

hubby:
NO I'M NOT ASKING FOR A DIVORCE YOU STUPID BOOTY HOLE

fullsun:
THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD WKDBDJD BOOTY HOLE

hubby:
SHUT UP STOP JUDGING ME

fullsun:
WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION THEN

hubby:
MY QUESTION IS

hubby:
do you like watermelon?

hubby:
just curious :)

fullsun:
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU MADE ME WANT TO DIE OVER NOTHING

hubby:
OKAY OKAY SORRY

fullsun:
wait is this a trick question

fullsun:
will you divorce me if i get this wrong

hubby:
depends :D

fullsun:
shit

fullsun:
okay my answer is yes

fullsun:
i do

hubby:
ding ding ding

hubby:
you've answered correctly

fullsun:
PHEW NO DIVORCE YAYA

hubby:
:p

fullsun:
i hate you for putting me through this

hubby:
yw!!

fullsun:
guess what

hubby:
what

fullsun:
YOU'RE COMING IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS

hubby:
IK AAAAJSJ

fullsun:
I CAN'T WAIT

hubby:
ME TOO

hubby:
WHEN I SEE YOU

fullsun:
YEAH?

hubby:
DON'T BE TOO SURPRISED IF YOU GET ATTACKED WITH A BIG FAT HUG

fullsun:
I MEAN UNLESS I ATTACK YOU WITH A HUG FIRST

fullsun:
WHAT IF I ATTACK YOU WITH A KISS

hubby:
I SEE NO FLAW IN THAT PLAN

fullsun:
FANTASTIC

fullsun:
YOU ARE MY HUBBY AFTER ALL 😭

hubby:
AND YOU'RE MY WIFEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEY

fullsun:
arE YOU DRUNK OR SOMETHING

hubby:
YES

hubby:
ON YOU

fullsun:
YES

hubby:
STAN JUS2

fullsun:
STAN JUS2

hubby:
OMG

fullsun:
OMG

fullsun:
WE INTELLECTUALS

hubby:
WE INTELLECTUALS

fullsun:
OMG

hubby:
OMG

hubby:
SOULMATE TINGZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

fullsun:
SOULMATE TINGZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

hubby:
WIFEY

fullsun:
HUBBY

fullsun:
WE WERE MEANT TO BE

fullsun:
THIS PROVES IT

hubby:
HHSNSXNXN

fullsun:
YOU'RE BECOMING LIKE ME I'M SCaReD

hubby:
DON'T BE SCARED WIFEY

fullsun:
AWE I LOVE YOU HUBBY

hubby:
I LOVE YOU TOO??

fullsun:
YAYYYY

fullsun:
you oblivious piece of shiT I HATE YOU OKAY I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU FUCK YOU FOR BEING SO SJJSDJJSEJEJDJEEJEJDJD|

hubby:
what are you typing

fullsun:
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU

hubby:
OH

hubby:
ME TOO

fullsun:
😎

hubby:
😎

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