a dysfunctional and chaotic family

the one where the family use the groupchat again

(A/N: i changed shuri's username to match her username in my groupchat au book)

[🦶]

mybrotherisafurry: shit have i been here for 3 weeks

suprememother: the groupchat name has been a foot emoji for 3 weeks how have i allowed this

mybrotherisafurry: lmao i'm just gonna go cause this is a family chat

harleYEET: ohana means family :)

mybrotherisafurry: exactly my homeboi

YEETer: bye bro

mybrotherisafurry: i expect you to spam memes on the "mining away" chat

mybrotherisafurry: you too harley

harleYEET: yes sir

mybrotherisafurry: 🦶

YEETer: 🦶

harleYEET: 🦶

mybrotherisafurry: bye gamers ✌🏾

*mybrotherisafurry has left*

YEETer: F

harleYEET: rip

*suprememother has changed the chat name to [#1 family sorry we don't make the rules]*

ironicman: should we add our toaster kids? since they've got phones now

suprememother: i don't trust ultron with a phone but,,, sure

*ironicman has added eyesight and evilpeacemaker*

suprememother: why is ultron's username "evilpeacemaker"?

ironicman: he was created to make the world a better place and apparently the world would be better without the avengers

evilpeacemaker: it's true

suprememother: i mean-

ironicman: honey-

suprememother: joking love ya

ironicman: :)

YEETer: aww my parents

evilpeacemaker: love is pointless

suprememother: ummm-

ironicman: :(

evilpeacemaker: *evil laugh*

eyesight: ultron be nice to mr father and doctor mother

eyesight: they are our new parents after all

evilpeacemaker: >:(

evilpeacemaker: fuck you

YEETer: OOF

harleYEET: F

suprememother: ULTRON

suprememother: apologies to your brother right now

evilpeacemaker: no fuck you you're not even a woman how can you be a mum

evilpeacemaker: it doesn't make any sense it's stupid

suprememother: :(

ironicman: ULTRON

ironicman: apologise to your toaster bro and mother right now

evilpeacemaker: no

evilpeacemaker: you're all fucking worthless

YEETer: ouch my non existent ego