Texts
Ruel: Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage.
Y/n: wow.
Ruel: mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.
Y/n: WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?WHY?
Ruel: AHH! stahp. I coulda dropped mah croissant.
Y/n: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.
Ruel: hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla.
Y/n: that was legitness
Ruel: I am shooketh...
Y/n: try me bitch
Ruel: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN that your actions have Consequence's?
Y/n: Um, I've never been to oovoo javer.
Ruel: look at all those chickens
Y/n: ...I don't have enough money for chicken nugget
Ruel: I smell like beef
Y/n: oh, babe I was gonna say that one next :(
Ruel: sorry bub
Y/n: ....
Ruel: what up, I'm Jared I'm 19 years old and I never fucking learned how to read.
Y/n: so, I'm sitting there...barbeque sauce on my titties...
Ruel: I love you, bitch
Y/n: I ain't never gonna stop loving you, biiiiitch.
