Personal Accounts Of Dumb Shit

An Act of Dog

I stayed over at my friends house one night, as I had done countless times before.
Friend J and I decided to sleep on the same twin sized bed, head to foot.
Since we were young and small, it was more like thigh to foot.
The small poodle they had decides to sleep with us.
We wake up in the morning.
Something isn't quite right.
There is a wet spot on the bed.
We begin to accuse one another of peeing the bed.
It wasn't long before we realized, we were both only wet from about the knees down.
It soon became apparent what had happened.
Some time in the night, of all the places she could have chosen, the dog had peed on us while we slept.