Part 6 : Deadpool

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Peter arrives back home from his encounter with Wanda
He enters into his room

Peter : "May im home"

Peter hears nothing back

Peter : "May?"

Peter hears something outside his room
Peter puts on his mask and walks slowly towards the door
He reaches out to open it

Peter : "What the fu.."
Deadpool : "Watch your tone mister, we are supposed to be pokemon friendly"

Peter gives Deadpool a confused look

Deadpool : "Wait im not a pikachu, and your not my son...WAIT...YOUR SPIDERMAN...OMG IM A BIG FAN"

Deadpool shakes Peters hand

Peter : "What the hell are you doing in my room and wheres my aunt"
Deadpool : "On a date with destiny, and by destiny i mean she won a cruise ship to the bahamas, paid by yours truly, Deadpool Stark"

Deadpool sits down on Peters bed

Deadpool : "Nice place, i wouldve thought you would sleep in a bed web, or webbed bed, or however the fu"
Spiderman : "Alright cut the bullshit, who are you and why are you here"

Deadpool laughs

Deadpool : "Call me Deadpool, but you can also call me Green Lantern, Pikachu, Ryan Reynold or Meany, anyway i was sent by Mr.Iron Man to assist you on capturing the war criminal, Wanda Maximoff"

Peter gives him a suprised look

Peter : "But Mr.Stark said he trusted me to do this alone"
Deadpool : "Yeah and Mace windu trusted Anakin in star wars but look where that ended him up"

Peter chuckles

Deadpool : "So when do we start Young Spiderboy"
Peter : "Its Spiderman, and we can start..."

Peter hesitates remembering his conversation with Wanda

Deadpool : "Start when???"
Peter : "We can start next week, im busy with school and got state tests coming up"

Deadpool looks at Peter then looks at you(the reader)

Deadpool : "Done deal Peterman, plus i needed time to catch up on the batman movies, but remember kid, ill be keeping an eye on you"

Peter anxiously agrees

Deadpool : "Ok well Gotta blast"

Deadpool jumps out the window
Peter hears a loud crack from below

Peter : "You ok?"
Deadpool : "Both my nuts shattered and my leg turned sideways but nothing drugs and chimychangas cant fix"

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