"NO DAD, IT'S A PAPER CUT!"

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This was requested by @Sarcastic_queenie, you should definitely go follow her, she's so sweet, bless her. Also I hope I did good on this, as well do you want a part 2 when Peter gets a bruise or something and Pepper overreacts? Enjoy♥️

"Peter get ready for school sir" FRIDAY announced "Okay Fri, I will" Peter stumbled out of bed, groaning. He threw on a science pun T-shirt and some jeans.

"Hey Dad" he said walking to the kitchen "mornin' Kiddo" Peter grabbed an apple and took a ginormous bite out of it. "Let's go Bambi" Tony telled the boy, Peter nodded while throwing his apple core in the bin, picking up his bag and slipping on some converse, he made his way out the door and hopped in the black SUV, parked on the left side of the garage.

----At home, after school----

Peter was sat at the kitchen Island doing his homework when his middle finger slipped on the edge of the paper and slicing the skin "crap" He muttered as blood poured from the tiny, but painful, cut staining his skin red.

Tony happened to walk in and see the blood trickle from the cut "OH MY GOD PETER!" he ran over to his injured son "DO YOU NEED TO GO TO THE MED BAY?!" "No, dad" Peter replied calmly "I'LL CALL BRUCE AND YOUR MOM, AND YOUR AUNT AND YOUR UNCLES! "

"Dad, I'm fine" He started to get annoyed, like jeez, it's a paper cut. "Tony what's wrong?" Natasha said over the phone "PETER'S BLEEDING, NATASHA GET HERE NOW!" the phone beepped signalling the call had ended.

Tony turned back to Peter "Don't die on me okay, your going to be alright Bambi" "WHAT'S HAPPENED TO MY МАЛЕНЬКИЙ ПАУК?! " Natasha bursted through the door "WE NEED TO GET HIM TO BRUCE NOW! "
Tony screamed at the woman, who started typing on her phone rapidly.

"NO DAD, IT'S A PAPER CUT!" Peter stood up, Natasha stopped typing and looked at Tony "Seriously, a paper cut Tony. Your overreacting, now Маленький паук let's get you a plaster" the assassin walked over to her nephew and grabbed a plaster from the cupboard.

She placed it on Peter's finger who winced slightly, the woman gave him a sympathetic smile and finished wrapping the plaster round the teens finger.

"HOW ARE YOU SO CALM!"

The two spiders turned their heads to look at the billionaire,

"BECAUSE IT'S A PAPER CUT!"

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