His Name Is Anthony

9

Pep
Tony.

Tony
Yes dear?

Pep
The strangest thing just happened.

Pep
I was just at a meeting earlier today.

Tony
So?

Tony
You're always at one of those.

Pep
Yes.

Pep
But it was interrupted.

Pep
Would you like to know why?

Pep
I think you'd like to hear it.

Tony
By the way I can hear your voice through text?

Tony
I would say a hard no.

Pep
The head of the lower Research & Development Department, Ms Olives.

Pep
She came into the boardroom and demanded to know why she received a sudden letter of termination to her contract with Stark Industries.

Tony
The bitch deserved it.

Pep
Tony!

Pep
She was head of our leading branch this month!

Tony
Yes well, tell her she can shove it.

Tony
Let her consider this as karma for doing it to one of our best workers.

Tony
She fired an innocent worker who had potential.

Pep
Oh, and you haven't?

Pep
Tony, do you know how many scientists you've gone through because you said they were all unfit for the position?

Tony
No, this is different.

Tony
He was just a little intern, Pep.

Tony
He was doing well.

Tony
Very well.

Tony
Went through his files and everything.

Tony
And that tramp had the audacity to fire him?

Tony
And without a valid reason too?

Tony
No.

Tony
At least those sorry excuses for scientists made actual mistakes that verified my reasoning to fire then.

Tony
This one did nothing wrong.

Pep
What am I to do with you?

Tony
Smile and hug?

Tony
Maybe a movie?

Pep
Fine.

Pep
Fine!

Pep
But since you fired her, it is your job to find a new one.