Ozzie
"So..."
Ozzie
"Who we sav'in first?"
Ozzie
"They're all over the tower."
Spider-Man
"Mr. Stark?"
Stark
"We'll try for the gym first, as that section holds three of our guys already."
Stark
"Nat, Clint, and Bucky."
Spider-Man
"Right, they kinda got trapped together..."
Spider-Man
"Who's next?"
Stark
"You want a serious answer?"
Stark
"I have no fucking idea."
Ozzie
*clap* *clap* *clap*
"A beautiful idea, boss."
Ozzie
"A beautiful idea, indeed."
Spider-Man
"Got anything better?"
Ozzie
"Nah."
Spider-Man
"Okay then."
• • •
Nat
"Where's Wilson?"
Sam
"Come on, you guys!"
Sam
"I'm me!"
Steve
"No, you're not."
Clint
"Okay, even I'm not that stupid."
Clint
"Where's the real Sam, dumbass?"
Sam
*sigh*
"You guys are..."
???
"So... annoying."
Steve
"Who the hell are you?"
???
"It wasn't that hard-"
???
*chuckles*
"Really, it's not."
???
"A simple device I snatched for voice alternation and a copy of Mr. Wilson's pitiful screams?"
???
"A piece of cake."
Bruce
"Bastard!"
Bruce
"What'd you do to him?!"
???
"Oh, quit whining."
???
"He's not dead."
???
"He'll be my little bargaining chip with the billionaire."
Nat
"Stark's alive?"
???
"I heard from a few angry men of mine that the bastard's location in his little hiding spot went blank."
???
"He escaped."
Bucky
*mutters*
"Thank God..."
???
"However, he is not very subtle on rescue missions."
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His Name Is Anthony
FanfictionWith Peter's tendancy of getting into all sorts of trouble and odd situations, he ends up texting the wrong number. Besides the stranger on the other end receiving the biggest apology of a lifetime, the two become good friends. Then it just goes all...
