His Name Is Anthony

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"a title given by (some)fellow followers"

Before you go any further, not everything in this story will be accurate to the MCU. For example, Ned's dad being a SHIELD agent and such. So please, maybe no little accusing comments about accuracy? Do expect more twists and unsuspecting turns!

Ozzie
"We're finally outta that sweaty tunnel, ain't that fun?"

Spider-Man
"Yeah, it is."

Spider-Man
"Kinda nice to breathe in... well, whatever type of air a hallway has."

Spider-Man
"Ya never know, with this tower."

Mr Stark
"Underoos - was that supposed to be an insult?"

Spider-Man
"Mr Stark!"

Spider-Man
"You hearing this Mr Leeds?!"

Spider-Man
"Do you know what you've done?!"

Leeds
"I have done nothing."

Spider-Man
"Nothi-"

Agent 2
"Just needs a bit of popcorn, that's all."

Leeds
*wheeze*
"Ha!"

Mr Stark
"You."

Agent 2
"Hm?"

Agent 2
"Me?"

Mr Stark
"I like you."

Mr Stark
"If you don't mind me asking, how'd you end up in the clutches of Fury?"

Mr Stark
"How did any of you end up with Fury?"

Agent 2
"I sorta killed an alien and blew up an entire-

Marshall
"My father was a respected agent and researcher of SHIELD, and I was eventually recom-"

Ozzie
"BOOOOOOOORING."

Ozzie
"No one wants to hear how nice your daddy is."

Ozzie
"My father on the other hands had some shit-deep debt with SHIELD."

Ozzie
"Tossed me right in as payment a few months back when he realized he wouldn't be able to pay it off fast enough."

Ozzie
"Not gonna lie, kinda understandable."

Ozzie
"Got a knack for explosives growing up, guess SHIELD's a bit of a home."

Mr Stark
"Debt? What sort?"

Ozzie
"Uh... I think for destroying a private facility with alien tech inside?"

Spider-Man
"What the hell was your dad thinking?"

Ozzie
"I dunno, you apprehended him."